The Tarnished Garnish

The lonely donnie
Little bit mental and strange but it's got me surrounded with the best people 😊

[The Tarnished Garnish @lickableshins]

Had a dream about a film where a feral duck dresses up as a vigilante to protect people's bins from foxes at night which leads to several team up films with other feathered fucks down the line

[The Tarnished Garnish @lickableshins]

Attempt number 3 of teaching django to whip he has nicked my shoe in defiance

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Woke up with ABBA playing on my phone proceeded to dad dance out of my room and nearly trip head first into djangos poo he just had in the garden

[The Tarnished Garnish @lickableshins]

Elbow aching from the weight of hitting these fat dabs all day

[The Tarnished Garnish @lickableshins]

Rearranging my balls when I'm bored is the closest thing to "pondering my orb"

[The Tarnished Garnish @lickableshins]

It is nearly time 😈

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Gone to stroke django and he gave me a high five 🥺 actually is the sussiest little bread crum pudding ❤

[The Tarnished Garnish @lickableshins]

Woke up this morning feeling like when you open a book exactly on the right page you needed
#CartoonNetwork

[The Tarnished Garnish @lickableshins]

@Bels_Flower Glad to see your preparing and have accepted your fate 😁

[The Tarnished Garnish @lickableshins]

Getting deja vu when you whip in an m&s toilet is when you know your either legendary or a complete fucking moron

[The Tarnished Garnish @lickableshins]

Imagine going into school and getting told that your going to fucking marks and Spencers

[The Tarnished Garnish @lickableshins]

@Bels_Flower Cashing in my daily "you've got this/supportive quote" token for the day you got this

[The Tarnished Garnish @lickableshins]

@Bels_Flower Woke up with my body at 90 degrees so I could see the day from the right angle 😎

[The Tarnished Garnish @lickableshins]

Woke up feeling like a pretty nutty isosceles triangle I can't lie
#quickmaths

[The Tarnished Garnish @lickableshins]

To answer your question yes I have indeed hard whipped without the nae nae for the past 3 days

[The Tarnished Garnish @lickableshins]

Just tried doing a front flip I can officially say when I nutted on that seagull as my super hero origin story years ago I didn't receive the powers of being aero dynamic

[The Tarnished Garnish @lickableshins]

@Bels_Flower @PUPethan Gonna get you a dva zimma frame

[The Tarnished Garnish @lickableshins]

Was walking backwards tripped on a curb and managed to save it by moonwalking and going "ow" like a smooth criminal

[The Tarnished Garnish @lickableshins]

Genuinely just teared up abit when thinking of all my friends, frenulums, donnies, and cheddar biscuit.

[The Tarnished Garnish @lickableshins]

Had a question asked amazon and turns out you can infact purchase wheelbarrows on amazon