monsieur spinach

welcome to my serenity circle😌 - moccasin enthusiast - bread lover - victim of a deviated septum

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u ever sing a song in ur head but change one word and it becomes hyper slappy. currently bopping to Hey Ya! but it’s 🎶shake it like a polaroid sphincter🎶

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fuck sunbury #sunburysoftwitter #fuckersoftwitter

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i think i’ve hit the apex of my intellectual curiosity: seminars on medieval killer swine #oinkoink #pigsoftwitter #fourlegsgoodtwolegsbetter #harrytrotter #spiderpig

[☆ ‧dreamboy·˟͙‧̩̥l @LilNasX]

industry baby really a classic

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i want a pet jaguar named Simothan #jaguarsoftwitter #petsoftwitter

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The Assless Chaps is hands down the best band name ever. #bandnamemondays #chapswithoutasses

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yo can u unsubscribe from the urge to piss? #questionsoftwitter

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if a cow chased u would u suck it’s udders? #cowsoftwitter

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just said to a customer on the phone “seet swee you soon” #midsznform

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@rosievillager adderall

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what shirt does Apollo wear? A polo #mythology #GreekMythology

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what kind of songs does Hades sing? Dis tracks🤫😈💀🙈🙊🙉 #underworldwednesdays #hades #dis #disnuts #hashtag #underworld #tartarussauce #micdroponyomama

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say no more

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would a chimp prefer riding a bike with all four limbs, just arms, or just legs? 1 like and i will ask my brother

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good afternoon to everyone except the people with “baby on board” bumper stickers

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“You’ve got a bloody suitcase on wheels. Real men don’t get the earth to carry their luggage, mate. They carry it themselves.”
~Super Hans, circa 2008~

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if pollen was a dude he’d finna catch these hands

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(f)art. coincidence? i think not

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down real bad atm: was dancing in woollies and a junkie said what i was doing was a bad look

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fitzroy is oppressively trendy