Joel

Can only correctly pronounce 25/26 letters.

[Joel @licketrisps]

If your Titane drawing flops on insta, stick it on Twitter where it can also get 0 likes

[Joel @licketrisps]

It’s becoming a bit of a ritual to check if Paddy Considine was at whatever concert I just saw

Clearly the man has impeccable taste

[tom crisp @tomjc09]

never own a home, never retire, never experience joy, all because the media class decided in 2019 that free broadband was the policy idea of a mad evil communist who had to be stopped at all costs

[BladeoftheSun @BladeoftheS]

Andy Burnham has already

Ruled out Nationalisation
Ruled out rejoining EU
Ruled out PR
Ruled out borrowing more
Ruled out higher taxes
So he has ruled out spending more
He has ruled out changing immigration rules

So no need for fantasies that he will.

[Marl Karx @BareLeft]

We are seeing the repercussions of decimating the public realm, raising the retirement age, and selling lies to young people about educational and professional attainment.

If your analysis begins and ends at "kids on they damn phones", you are not a serious person.

[IT'S GROYPER SEASON @thatgroyper2]

Boomers are like "My mother lived a horrible life so that I could have a better one. Anyway, because my parents had a tough life, you should also have a bad life. Things shouldn't get better, they should get worse. But not for me, just you, because you're young. Fuck you."

[Owen Jones @owenjonesjourno]

Deeply alarming.

Josh Simons is a Morgan McSweeney sidekick.

He ran Labour Together - whose purpose was to crush the left.

There he led a smear campaign against journalists investigating its funding.

Ignore this now, regret it later!

[Jett 🜲 @iky_fwjett]

“it is what it is” *vomits from anxiety*

[tolucafog @tolucafog]

Light a joint for Orpheus

[Joel @licketrisps]

Loo

[Mark Curtis @markcurtis30]

Here’s something Labour is able to take a position on.

[Zack Polanski @ZackPolanski]

🎄Just getting my last Xmas cards out there.

✍🏼 Dear Cabinet....

[Murdoink @Murdoink]

ethan winters:

[Joel @licketrisps]

@jason_blum @piperocktheory Batman begin

[Ashok Kumar @comrade_kumar_]

People don’t know this but there’s a little pouch in Starmer’s lower back where the American security state can put their hands in and make his mouth move. China builds an entire high-speed rail network in the time it takes Britain to approve a consultation report. China lifted 800m from poverty; Britain pushes millions to food banks. A single Chinese province rolls out more solar capacity in a year than the entire UK manages in a decade. Beijing is planning moon bases; Britain is arguing about whether teachers should have pens.

China does not care about Britain.

[Susannah Black Roberts @suzania]

I love this area but every other shop is called “Boy Wizard No Lawsuit Shop”

[Ben O’Flanagan @benoflan21]

We below the age of 40 should all kill ourselves. Clearly things will never get better for us and at least that way these people will have to learn to take charge of themselves.

[Joel @licketrisps]

@FoCoVi @qotsa Nothing rude just giant throbbing pipes

[Joel @licketrisps]

Just seen Matt Berry play the fuck off organ at the Albert hall with @qotsa and you can’t say fairer than that really

[Joel @licketrisps]

@KrisMonkeyDay @qotsa Yeah he played the organ and I’m pretty sure he did spoken word bits in chic tweetz, Josh was also in Toast of London for an episode