c3phoe

she/her \\ literally just google it \\ funnier than you

[ℋ𝒶𝒾𝓁𝑒𝓎 @Am_hailey]

if my nipples want to be the star of my outfit who am i to stop them

[Anna Krivolapova @AnaKrivolapova]

The stretch between 4/20 and Earth Day is like hippie ramadan

[The Goddamned Penguin @who_shot_jgr]

writing an e-mail and getting a prompt from AI "this sentence could be more concise"

no. i am verbose. i am loquacious. i am long-winded and often redundant even. you machine, do not tell me how to form my words

[۟ @4NGELWING]

all quiet on the frontal lobe

[uMARAZOR @zizithebadgal]

& for the lady, perhaps a day off?

[CHURRASCO SAUDADE @churrascooooo]

i think ideally id like to work 3 days a week and make around 185k

[N @onlywithn]

the worst person you know is performatively religious

[c3phoe @lidbith]

“ew you just spit on me”

“—i’ll venmo request you”

[c3phoe @lidbith]

me & claire eating dinner, discussing game of thrones: “DISGUSTING”

waitress approaches: “hi!! how’s everything tasting??”

us: screaming laughing

[Buck @Buck36043Buck]

Today’s to do list:

-Think about past failures
-Spend $15-200
-Reflect on recent trauma
-Become so over caffeinated I get scared
-Abuse a substance

[law dog, esq. @ggooooddddoogg]

i’ve never seen a cybertruck parked at the library

[hunter @3gpmh]

can i get a fucking ETA on “this too shall pass”

[miia @miiagarro]

love hearing i’m mean from a man, thanks bitch

[Nicki 🫧🪷 @nickimoraa]

Some of you didn’t grow up dusting wood furniture with an old T-shirt and Pledge and it shows.

[soup🍓 @thrluv]

stop worrying about being the hottest girl he's been with & start being the scariest

[Sabrina @neu_rot_ic]

it's kind of like we live in medieval times cause everything is mid and evil

[kleo 🥩🍀 @sheepyhookerx3]

its crazy how combining nicotine caffine and thc is acctually a complete protein and superfood

[c3phoe @lidbith]

i have an emotional attachment to the radish spirit. he makes me feel maternal

[𝓐𝓻𝓼𝓸𝓷 ☆ @desi0re]

true friendship is allowing a certain level of ghosting to go unmentioned

[josef k hole @poeticdweller]

i’m never drinking or doing drugs ever again until tonight