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I think I’m funny

[clare @sadderlizards]

please please please let me get what i want

[Spencer Althouse @SpencerAlthouse]

these differences in the first vs. last appearances of the Ratliff siblings on The White Lotus wow wow wow

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

me at the job i begged god for

[໊ @wynrosei]

i be like “it is what it is” and almost vomit from anxiety

[anj @bxnksii]

so how am i supposed to take my evenings walks when it’s pitch black by 5pm

[pastel papi @emilyshoots]

a photo i took that feels like a painting

[natasha @imniceandsmart]

I hate a messy sandwich. You’re fucking embarrassing me

[seika @skrbema]

being in your 20s is just flip-flopping between "life is good" and "i'm so doomed i need to kill myself" every 3 hours i think

[Princess🤭 @hlulanimanyike]

Moms really ate with that “one day you’ll understand” thing cause one day arrived fr

[SpecialKimtamine™ 🏴‍☠️🇺🇸🇮🇹🚩 @LorazeKim]

I love saying ‘sorry I’m out of it today’ as if there has been a day in the past fucking five years I’ve been in it

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

ㅤ

[remand chic @our_jesse]

Paddington limbering up, ready to walk Sunak into the distance

[katie @pipterino]

me when someone at work is telling me about something their child has done

[kelsey mckinney @mckinneykelsey]

crazy how the only generation that will have the option to retire just fucking won't.

[erin chack @ErinChack]

no i don’t want to jump on a call i want to jump off a building