I'm A B B I E 🐝🌹🌈

✌️ h i p p i e v i b e s. hater of social injustices. anxious. socialist. environmentalist. feminist. dog loving. plant mum. 🌵

[I'm A B B I E 🐝🌹🌈 @liebeeinebiene]

Roid heads on their first day back at the gym 💪

[jables @yojohnwhatsup]

oven: i need foreplay baby give me some time to warm up for u

microwave: shove it in raw i don’t give a fuck i’ll finish in 2 minutes

[KPMoore @KPMoore8]

In 2020 we thought we'd have flying cars. But no, here we are teaching people how to wash their hands.

[The Dad Joke Man @DadJokeMan]

I’ve just seen a guy running down the road with a cape on...

I shouted “Are you a Superhero?”

He replied “No!! I haven't paid for my haircut !!...”

[Ashton Hewitt 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🇯🇲 @ashton_hewitt]

How is it Meghan Markle has had more bad press than Prince Andrew?

[I'm A B B I E 🐝🌹🌈 @liebeeinebiene]

@Tlal52424124 @JonIlesVO Can only imagine the heartbreak. Signed the petition in the original thread to get this treated as the theft offence it is.

The lowest of the low would behave this way and shouldn't get away with it.

[I'm A B B I E 🐝🌹🌈 @liebeeinebiene]

@AmberD1116 Someone needs to tell that chap his t-shirt got stuck in his sweaty tits again.

[I'm A B B I E 🐝🌹🌈 @liebeeinebiene]

@Tlal52424124 @darrengrimes " dos cervezas por favor" is considered fluency

[I'm A B B I E 🐝🌹🌈 @liebeeinebiene]

@ginamartinuk Love this story in pictures 💗

[I'm A B B I E 🐝🌹🌈 @liebeeinebiene]

@MissFlyByNight @shillcock_paul Incredible. Where was this filmed??

[I'm A B B I E 🐝🌹🌈 @liebeeinebiene]

@TheFilthyGringo I have to like this cos I'm watching LA Confidential and the captain guy is in Babe.

[Dr Nick Crombie @DrNickCrombie]

This is possibly the best thing I have seen on Twitter, ever. To all the anti-vax, anti-mask, anti-everything people, this is the logical conclusion of “freedom”. Please read it. All of you.

[I'm A B B I E 🐝🌹🌈 @liebeeinebiene]

@fightswithducks @cactusgrlx I freeze em and defrost when needed but @fightswithducks clearly has it nailed!

[I'm A B B I E 🐝🌹🌈 @liebeeinebiene]

@the_frypod @CharIotteHall Hey Paul, not sure where you've been made redundant from - which I'm sorry to hear - Queensway have recently opened in Darlington and would be a 30 min commute. Or Billingham for something closer?

[I'm A B B I E 🐝🌹🌈 @liebeeinebiene]

@BatNab71 👀

[CEO (Chief Executive Officer) @JOSIEDAISYY]

Y’all think it’s hot outside now wait till y’all go to hell for being racist

[I'm A B B I E 🐝🌹🌈 @liebeeinebiene]

@vikingowl @spaceboy_sfg @Rachael_Swindon Fun exchange

[Dr Shola Mos-Shogbamimu @SholaMos1]

MP @CWhittaker_MP must apologise for OUTRIGHT LIE blaming Muslims & BAME communities for #COVID19. Inciting racism & islamophobia!How dare you!

Those who flouted #SocialDistancing, flocked beaches, did conga & against face masks are mostly WHITE!

Not bad enough more BAME died?!