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[Sai Ishaya @Sai_Ishaya_]

The funniest part is not even the costume, it's how quickly the whole thing starts sounding normal.

You begin by laughing at a man with a bin on his head, then 30s later he's talking about affordable housing, local accountability & kebab prices, & then you realise British politics has accidentally produced satire with a better manifesto than Reform & Restore combined. 

He's the joke candidate & at least knows he's doing satire, meanwhile the men in normal suits are running around with one policy hammer marked "migrants" and treating every national failure like a nail.

[Basil the Great @BasilTheGreat]

🇬🇧An illegal immigrant has gone viral after thinking he had arrived in the UK only to be told he was actually in Russia 🇷🇺

[Bovril-Gesellschaft @BovrilG]

I like how the roadman intuitively understands that the way to get power is to establish a gendarmerie and clean up low level crime and she has no idea what he’s talking about

[Brian Atlas @BrianAtlas]

Exhibit A

[Spinnin Backfist @SpinninBackfist]

Alex???

Are we sure?

[Dr. Parik Patel, BA, CFA, ACCA Esq. @ParikPatelCFA]

This is like Warren Buffett breaking down investing

[Hlovo @hlovo_]

“20 bodies is light work…tell me something I haven’t heard before haha”

[ameya @ameyaelnino]

You're the lower premier league side brother 😭

[Kurt Steiner @Kurt_Steiner]

Late stage Civ game irl.

[Ann Coulter @AnnCoulter]

It's so empowering telling girls they can be cops.

[Ye Olde Holborn☣️ @Ye_Olde_Holborn]

>>>Best day at work ever

[Not Jerome Powell @alifarhat79]

BREAKING: FRANCE SAYS IT’S JOINING THE WAR AS AN ADVISOR ON HOW TO SURRENDER ONLY.

[💎 @TJayyyy_1]

Salah when he saw Trent speak fluent Spanish with Luis Diaz during training

[Sumeet @flameosumeet]

“That’s the one where I fell asleep at the backpost”

[Doc Strangelove @DocStrangelove2]

Modern protestors have the survival instinct of a fucking dodo bird.

[Siraj Hashmi @SirajAHashmi]

Funniest president we’ve ever had and it’s not even close

[. @agodliveshere]

I assure you, he isn't lying.

[LilMoonLambo @LilMoonLambo]

If you've having a bad week, just remember this could be you

[Dr. Parik Patel, BA, CFA, ACCA Esq. @ParikPatelCFA]

The greatest trick the devil ever played was making kids study for 16 years to be a knowledge worker and then replacing them with AI

[𝐂𝐇𝐀𝐑𝐋𝐄𝐒 @chaaliiykay]

football skills: 0
goal celebration: 100