Deacon

Hello, words. I'm actions, and I'm speaking awfully loud.

[Deacon @liesinvent]

'To gently lie and prove the lie true, everything is finally a promise. What seems a lie is a ramshackle need wishing to be born.'

[Deacon @liesinvent]

@buccamsanguine 😍😍

[Deacon @liesinvent]

Whomst.

[Eric Colossal @EricColossal]

And of course the infinite version

[Deacon @liesinvent]

Fellas, is it gay to wear disguises? I'm literally dressing up as another dude.

Usually.

[Deacon @liesinvent]

@M0UTHOFGORE You continue to not look so good.

[Deacon @liesinvent]

@M0UTHOFGORE Hey, the eating people thing doesn't exactly make you super popular.

You should stop doing that, by the way.

[Deacon @liesinvent]

@M0UTHOFGORE Aw, you do care.

[Deacon @liesinvent]

@M0UTHOFGORE And yet, the amount of times you've kicked my ass is disheartening.

[Deacon @liesinvent]

@M0UTHOFGORE You KNOW you could kick my ass and I would thank you.

[Deacon @liesinvent]

👀

[Deacon @liesinvent]

It all started at the doorsteps of a dilapidated church, with a swaddling child in sunglasses.

[Deacon @liesinvent]

First of all, hurtful. Second of all, now is the perfect time to discuss with you my tragic backstory.

[Deacon @liesinvent]

@Minuteme_chanic "Tied up with the General? Whataya mean?"

[Deacon @liesinvent]

Fella that wears sunglasses? Never heard of 'im.

[Deacon @liesinvent]

I SHAVE it, thanks.

[Deacon @liesinvent]

@Triskiedeka @Blox_Box Aw.

[Deacon @liesinvent]

Late to the party but I look /fantastic/ in a pencil skirt.

[Deacon @liesinvent]

@LonerOfEnclave @Smug_Traveler @JewelsDetective I'm sorry, what.

[Deacon @liesinvent]

Helloooo, Wasteland. I'm back to get my ass kicked and chew irradiated bubblegum. And guess what I'm all out of.