Mash Mellow

I have a PHD in Interview with the Vampire and Masters in Muppetology let’s fight

[Mash Mellow @lieut_mallow]

@AgentShtarling @PopverseSays 🥹🥹🥹

[Mash Mellow @lieut_mallow]

Do you ever get the need to cry so bad is circles all the way back around you feel like you’re gonna throw up?
Anyways I hate my job

[Mash Mellow @lieut_mallow]

Can you have a heart attack from having a song stuck in your head? Bc it’s just been Ballroom Blitz by the B-52s for the last 28 hours and I’m unwell.

[Mash Mellow @lieut_mallow]

#NewProfilePic

[Mash Mellow @lieut_mallow]

Anne Rice Sun
Anthony Bourdain Moon
David Bowie Rising

[first ethical space cowboy @cowboybecsbop]

my body is not a temple it is a midwest dive bar

[Mash Mellow @lieut_mallow]

Who writes all this nonsense for co star and how can I make it my side hustle ?

[lindsey @lindsey_boyette]

it’s amazing what a good nights sleep, a funky lil tune, and a cute lil outfit can do for a bitch

[Mash Mellow @lieut_mallow]

A perk of living alone - leaning on your counting eating soup with no shirt on

[Mash Mellow @lieut_mallow]

You’re telling me that Louis met Daniel in a gay tiki bar in 1973? Why tf haven’t I met a mysterious vampire yet? I hang out in tiki bars all the time 😭

[Mash Mellow @lieut_mallow]

Tonight for me it’s “(raw veggies) and (ranch)” and yesterday is was “(chips) and (salsa from a jar)”

[Mash Mellow @lieut_mallow]

What (thing) and (dip) combo is everyone hunched over like a gremlin eating tonight?

[Mash Mellow @lieut_mallow]

Fellas…the IWTV series? It’s good. It’s so good. It’s over for you bitches (it’s me I’m You Bitches it’s over for me)

[lindsey @lindsey_boyette]

my dream job is to work at blockbuster… unfortunately—

[Mash Mellow @lieut_mallow]

Cannot believe original sexy man Kaname Kuran was rocking a mullet the whole time and we just let that shit slide.

[Mash Mellow @lieut_mallow]

There’s something depressing about spending my 25th birthday alone on top of it.

[Mash Mellow @lieut_mallow]

I haven’t had a crisis about my age in a while. But I gotta say. My blood ran absolutely cold when I realized I was turning 25 in less than 10 days.