Skurtles

Just remember, the points don’t matter.

[Skurtles @LIFADR94]

The Expected Win probability post makes this so much funnier. #nhl #NHLJets #NJDevils

[New Jersey Devils @NJDevils]

Back at it Thursday.

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@UrinatingTree And the Devils lost too. So much for their “Expected win probability.”

[DⒶⓋe Wright the Thinker 🦔 @DaveWThinker]

@LangmanVince @grok Speed

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Just when you thought the Rays losing the World Series was the worst thing that happened this week for Tampa…

Kucherov: Lol hold my Vodka

#nhl #TBLightning #TampaBay

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@MoserNorris @AGBRSports I don’t think the Panthers could afford him anyway.

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@bulletproofdres @LeafsandJays97 WW3 is at our doorstep and getting offended by someone chirping their team is crazy work. 🫠

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@FlaPanthers

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@FlaPanthers Apparently you can push a player into your own goalie and call it interference. Joke. Absolute joke of a call

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@BigCeaz @FlaPanthers I think this season was wraps when each key player kept getting hurt. Losing Bark was the killer. 3 Cup finals and 2 Cups. No shame in this year being a down year. Rest and recharge for next year.

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@UrinatingTree The First Order has begun.

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@Canes @Kia Well…? What’s the excuse now?

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Well Canes fans.. what’s the excuse now? #flapanthers #CarolinaCulture

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@UrinatingTree @penguins Um.. Tree..? I hate to break it to ya..

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The San Jose Sharks.. that’s it, that’s the post. #thefutureisteal #nhl

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@otto_maddux And kuli, and Gadjo, and Luosty, AND Nosek. Am I forgetting anyone?

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@JamesonCoop @FlaPanthers For those asking for Maurice to get fired, 3/4 of the roster is injured long term. Barky’s not playing this year, Kuli is out, Chucky is TBD, Luosty is also TBD, Nosek is out, Gadjo is also out. Kinda hard when a lot of your key guys are not playing.

[Skurtles @LIFADR94]

🤦 how many ways can the Sharks extract pain?

Sharks: Yes

[UrinatingTree @UrinatingTree]

NO NED! YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO AVOID TRISTAN JARRY'S VICES, NOT EMBRACE THEM!!!

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@BlueJays Really? You’re gonna blow this? Are you trying to be the Leafs?

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@UrinatingTree This is like what Florida did to Carolina in the ECF. The way of the Fist.

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@UrinatingTree CONGLATURATIONS LEAFS

You wanted Florida?

You got them. You got them obliterating you on your own home ice.

Marner is gone

Tavares is probably gone

Core Four once again not showing up when it matters.