My Life Is A Dumpster Fire

My tweets depict my life, my life is either on fire or its trash. Welcome to the shitshow, my life isn't actually that bad. gods battleaxe and weapon of war

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@theemrsmcafee @TimJDillon

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@RL_Status @RocketLeague During peak hours?

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Normalize restaurants selling alcohol for breakfast.

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@RocketLeague I just spent 20 dollars expecting to be able to raise hell and praise Dale... what the heck is this bass pro stuff?

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@SIRIUSXM i got billed for 300 plus dollars without receiving a phone call or email. Can i get a refund and cancel service entirely? I now have no money

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@KillerMike will RTJ ever have fitted flatbills? @runjewels

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@duncantrussell @IvanW82935476 They've learned how to make fire...? Fuck

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@sonicdrivein what the heck bro?

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@Murray1979Randy @bertkreischer You jelly?

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What do chinese people eat for breakfast?

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Youll be back

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Why do women get so mad when you leave them on read? Even if the conversation they were having was dry and lacked substance?

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#2bearslive wants to see our dicks?

[Tim Dillon @TimJDillon]

Ok if Obama, Clinton, and Bush all did it: the vaccine is a war crime.

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@ASUS_ROG i have one of your laptops and im having issues with audio. I want to factory reset but everytime i try it doesnt let me do it. Is there any type of warranty or way to get it reset?

[JuJu Smith-Schuster @TeamJuJu]

First the NFL takes away our bye week because another team can’t get their Covid situation together, now they take away our Thanksgiving primetime game for the same reason. Smh.

[My Life Is A Dumpster Fire @life_dumpster]

Tax evasion is the best form of protest. #2020 #TaxationIsTheft

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@legalzoom who runs your billing department Helen keller? Been on hold for 45 minutes.

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@Arbys its 2020, you're telling me that you dont have the technology to make all of the fries curly? Nobody likes the straight ones.

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@kozy_0117 Unfortunately inflation is a thing