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Live tweeting from Economics

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wipe the floor with Mandela

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nice slavery, hug a slave today

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you need this for your notes but i’m not going to give you any time to do it in class cause that’s just how i roll

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if it’s a real emergency, there’s something called 911

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i have no discern of a social life

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Every man needs a little black truck #functionoverform

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I'm trying to be edgy!

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It's like Romeo and Juliet but with wind #sharknado

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Godspeed

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Some people think I walk on water, some people wish I would hold my head under longer #ExamDay

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I'm like Moses, I split the red sea #ExamDay

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You know who you are, you have to embrace it! #ExamDay

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SHH! People are still pretending to write! #ExamDay

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There are still people focusing on the little things in life: A, B, C, D and E #ExamDay

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I hope you guys aren't writing a mass suicide note #ExamDay

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They sent me in to put the revolution down

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Very few people die of high school

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There are some teachers who think that high school means something #Savage

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All you've got in your life is heartbeats and someone is wasting them #deep

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Thou shalt accept my answer or thou art Satan spawn