mr nobody

30 | my fortune cookie last night said “give it up - you loser!”

[mr nobody @lifehertz]

My ancestors didn't EVER get to see anyone this beautiful in their entire lives.

[🐈‍⬛ @Cyb4rAnG3L]

:)

[mr nobody @lifehertz]

Fuck it we won. Kinda ugly but we won.

[mr nobody @lifehertz]

Up by 8 and there is 5 minutes left and I don't feel confident at all.

[mr nobody @lifehertz]

God damn, Kraft and Van Ness, you beautiful white men.

[mr nobody @lifehertz]

Well it was a matter of time :/

[GhettoGronk @ghetto_gronk]

Packers fans watching their team on Thursday Night Football

[mr nobody @lifehertz]

I watch Packers play every week just to get annoyed.

[mr nobody @lifehertz]

I know this kicker is a rookie but man every time he misses a field goal, I think of that Ninja tweet.

[mr nobody @lifehertz]

I love when we catch passes. Good shit Tucker Kraft.

[mr nobody @lifehertz]

Golden starting the night off with a dropped pass. Love to see it.

[mr nobody @lifehertz]

I was 13 years old getting texts from 20 - 30 year olds I added on Xbox Live telling me to get on Gears of War 2.

They maybe cussed a little more than friends my age but they were all chill people.

[dasha @blubewii]

@gl0balthr3at the fact that u think 14 yr olds in the vicinity of 21+ yr olds is normal is incredibly sad and concerning

[mr nobody @lifehertz]

I’m gonna start growing my hair out again. (I bought a hat)

[mr nobody @lifehertz]

Not to be that guy but you could have bought a transparent case/shell for your controller years ago and swapped them yourself. I’m the clumsiest and stupidest people I know and I did it without breaking anything.

https://t.co/llvlSjt6HD

[Radec @realradec]

PlayStation is finally making transparent colorways for the DualSense!

Flare Orange
Emerald Green
Graphite Gray

[Isaac @isaacturnersong]

Pussy from nothing and nobody

[mr nobody @lifehertz]

It’s a very specific group of people that still listen to R.Kelly and Tory Lanez.

[yasir @yasirworldwide]

Why do y’all swear R. Kelly is on everyone’s Spotify wrapped? 😭

[mr nobody @lifehertz]

That’s just life as an ugly person innit?

[mot fan account @whenweinlain]

Had a surreal experience at the chick fil a just now where the girl calling out customer names told every single one of the 20 customers before me "Have a great day love" and she did not say a single word to me after calling out my name.

[323 @Ggod323]

why won't God blow up the sun? do my prayers mean nothing to him?

[mr nobody @lifehertz]

I turn 31 in a week. :)

:(

[its six fn @itssixfn]

They stole your childhood man go be young and turnt at 35

[mr nobody @lifehertz]

Yeah the refs fucked this game up but Packers played like ass today also.

[Ninja @Ninja]

How do kickers simply just.. miss kicks