Lifeingishard

[Lifeingishard @lifeingishard]

@alt1as The tooth man

[TimeStealer @StealerTime]

Inshallah it's coming home!

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@alt1as Don’t disrespect the king looksmaxxer…

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@alt1as Spoken too soon…

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@alt1as In line next for the train: can this guy hurry up (double entendre in here)

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@alt1as Shit dudes be tweeting when they got a train to catch in 30 seconds

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@alt1as Bro where are u

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@alt1as It’s called escape and buy yourself pizza

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@alt1as

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@franklycone 1 like gem

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@alt1as @saberfart

[Saberfart @saberfart]

bruh every one hating on ts 😭😭 only BAD thing about this is the fact playing the game one handed is gonna BE freakin' hard!😭😭 #masturbation

[Matthias Schmidt @eurofounder]

A perfect Friday in the Netherlands:

8:00 - Wake up

8:30 - Check portfolio. Down 10%. Pay 36% tax on unrealized gains

9:30 - Pick up wife from her boyfriend’s apartment

10:00 - Receive fine for cycling 2 km/h over the bike speed limit

10:30 - Start work

12:00 - Eat potatoes for lunch

14:00 - Write an angry LinkedIn post about Americans having no work-life balance

14:30 - Mandatory diversity seminar

15:30 - Finish work

17:00 - Apply for a permit to own a second bicycle

21:00 - Eat potatoes for dinner

21:30 - Read article about Europe having the highest quality of life

22:00 - Sleep on a couch because your wife’s boyfriend is staying over

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@lucypilled

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@shoehornwteeth_ we should do the opposite “can’t wait for the drop tonight 🙏🏼🙏🏼”

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@Redspot576 praying for this to come true 🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼

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@MikeBobaguard10 0 likes is crazy

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@lucypilled bomb the plane.

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@lucypilled @ElsieKFisher @elonmusk happy to do my part in american democracy!