laurie r.

Tweet like no one is reading.

[laurie r. @lifeisaheadtrip]

I actually found time to watch the first sunset of 2018. It’s a New Year miracle.

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I suppose this is a #misslelaunch view from Redondo Beach ... amazing.

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This #caregiver business is hard. Of course I don’t have time for social media. Or social life. Or sleep. Or sanity. Or...

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This pretty much sums up 2016. #HappyHolidays

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@AmericanAir You always do (& I always wish it was faster & in 1st) Thank YOU!& all at AA for putting up w/the desperate ornery travelers. https://t.co/BDH1AfLj0n

[americanair @AmericanAir]

@lifeisaheadtrip We'll have you up and flying soon, Laurie. Thanks for your patience.

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Five hour delay at PHL = bar crawl through all 6 terminals. #HolidayTravel #ItCouldBeWorse

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@SarahPinborough overheardla on Instagram sums up any LA experience. They push to Twitter as @realoverheardla

[laurie r. @lifeisaheadtrip]

Merry Christmas! I thought I'd had too much to drink, then I realized he really was stealing my pillow stuffing.

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You know you are back in Los Angeles when a kid on the shuttle asks his mom "Are you gonna take your Xanax?" #onlyinla #MaybeSheWillShare

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What is with all these lost appendages? First I hear about a found foot, then fingers. #HoldOnToYourBodyPartsPlease https://t.co/0QdnUAM6GH

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Recovering from back surgery, might as well watch a documentary about a guy who finds a foot in a BBQ smoker. #FindersKeepers #FootFight

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Just saw the dentist...Time for wine through a straw. #Don'tJudgeMe #You'dDoItToo

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Aw shucks. You can still get roadside corn in Utah. Thanks Bubba. Too bad wine isn't $3 a dozen. #Ain'tLikeItUsedToBe

[Sarah Pinborough @SarahPinborough]

My cousin @lifeisaheadtrip has 'in front of the wine' as her Twitter location. IT'S LIKE WE'RE RELATED OR SOMETHING.

[laurie r. @lifeisaheadtrip]

Thanks to the hackers & media, I had to explain Ashley Madison to my 85 year old father today. He asked if they take widowers. #notcool

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Does paying the gym fee count as exercise? #dontjudgeme

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So PBS had a special on elephant mating... Nothing brightens a day like hearing "elephant penis" when you walk in a room.

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I knew it. #eatmorebutter Thank you @TIME You've changed my life for the butter.

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I don't care what you say. Soy cappuccino + chocolate = a perfectly balanced breakfast.

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It's a lovely view up here.