life 🙏

think Positive, exercise Daily, eat Healthy, work Hard, stay Strong,
need Some Lovin

[life 🙏 @lifeofMist]

My Prayer

[🦉 🧘🏽‍♂️spiRituaL🧘🏽‍♂️ @spiRiituaL]

I will NEVER be broke in my life.

01/05/2022🔐.

[life 🙏 @lifeofMist]

@twitgameboy I will be 100x better than I am today

[BIG FISH @adekunleGOLD]

""Dear God, if you give us Dagrin Back , we'll give you Jonathan in return""«LOL

[Cristiano Ronaldo @Cristiano]

Your support has pushed us every single week. In the stadium, at home and everywhere around the world. That energy is with us on the pitch.

Let’s make it count. For us. For you. For Nassr.
See you tomorrow. 💥

[life 🙏 @lifeofMist]

@OyinOfLayLay Carry girls ,

[Jason Jae @Iam_JasonJae]

Presence, Expression and Energy. ✨
All white. All energy 🤍

#AMVCA #JAEforce 💚

[Fanta_de_joker @fanta_de_joker]

SHE LOST HER SPARK 🔥😂

[life 🙏 @lifeofMist]

😂😂

[Fanta_de_joker @fanta_de_joker]

SHE LOST HER SPARK 🔥😂

[FC Barcelona @FCBarcelona]

Win, win, win.

🔥 @Zlatan_Ibile

[YOM🗣️ @ThaBoyYom]

This boy dey use joke spit real sh!t

[life 🙏 @lifeofMist]

@Benking443 Kmm

[life 🙏 @lifeofMist]

Are men the only ones who masturbate?

[Mr. Mac @snr_ICM]

Masturbation makes you SETTLE FOR LESS

Masturbation kills DISCIPLINE

Masturbation rewires your FOCUS

Masturbation drains your Testosterone

Masturbation destroys your SPIRITUAL LIFE

Masturbation weakens SELF-CONTROL

Masturbation numbs AMBITION

[life 🙏 @lifeofMist]

@snr_ICM Are men the only ones who masturbate?

[Kamala Harris @KamalaHarris]

The President of the United States is threatening to commit war crimes and wipe out a "whole civilization" — all because he started a disastrous war of his own making and had no plan and no strategy for how to end it.

This is abhorrent, and the American people do not support this.

Trump's recklessness is needlessly putting our brave service members in harm's way, destroying America's global standing, and making life even more unaffordable for the American people.

We must all stand against this and oppose funding this illegal war of choice.

[Just_Yemi @YemiFirstson]

Thank you to those that genuinely made efforts to secure our timely return from South Africa and to those that prayed and hoped for our safe return as well.

A lot of narratives are being peddled and I feel let down and disappointed that Nigerian Authorities joined in supporting these convenient false narratives and wrongful profiling.

The events that transpired are not an isolated occurence and this experience is not new hence I’m surprised that myself and other Nigerians are now being scapegoated without even given the benefit of doubt by people and organisations meant to protect Nigerian citizens abroad.

Let me state clearly that no Nigerian official reached out privately or publicly to any of us to even ask for our side of the story or for us to explain our experiences YET tweets and official statements were made. I understand the need to keep things diplomatic but it was a disservice not even hearing our detailed ordeal before assessing the facts and then making a statement. Basically Nigerian authorities heard one side of the story, profiled us and particularly me based on looks and probably social status and made conclusions that South Africans are now capitalising on. I have no power or anything to fight you or counter your position but I know what I went through and what I was subjected to. Regardless thank you for your efforts but next time try hear both side of the story and get the facts before making public statements @nidcom_gov @abikedabiri

Let me make it categorically clear that at no point did any South African immigration official make reference or ask me anything about my social media. Let me also make it categorically clear that the issue was not even about my visa which clearly invalidate the use of agents for the application. Even at that, when did it become an error for one to use agents in making a visa application ?, this is the route most Nigerians use but now it is one of the reasons for our ordeal when that was not even the issue at all.

Let’s pretend my social media was the issue and they had me on a watchlist, so why did they grant the visa then?, clearly there was an agenda then and I would be embarrassed as planned and yes they achieved this aim. Someone is on your watchlist YET you gave him visa - make it make sense.

Every country has the right to deny entry even with a valid visa and I did not have an issue with this as it is their right. The issue was the harrasment, the inhuman treatment that the immigration lady held her stapler and wanted to throw it at me, the harsh words which were extended to Nigerians as well but I’m the issue, all is well.

My compatriot Jamal @odesanmijamal_ who travelled a day ahead of me was held for over a day with his phones seized and when we arrived at their mini detention space as well and saw him, I feared for myself as he was clearly mistreated and they chased him away when he tried to come to us to use our phone to communicate as they had seized his phone the day before and only returned it when they asked him to call someone in South Africa to send money for his feeding and an hour before they placed him on a flight back home more than 24 hours after. He got there 6am Saturday but his phone came back fully to him around 3pm on Sunday but you want me to keep calm and not be alarmed ?.

I hope everyone knows that lack of information and appropriate communication from immigration authorities in such ordeal would make one feel agitated and unsafe coupled with direct insults on my person and nationality which was extended to 3 other Nigerians right beside me. Walk in my shoes before you judge me.

The Airbnb excuse was shocking and irrelevant as I had a valid Airbnb booking with the contact details on it which was not even requested nor did they make attempt to contact or clarify such reservation.

@Morris_Monye
@Wizarab10
@instablog9ja
@gameintel9ja
@abikedabiri
@47kasz
@pbtips_
@mrmacaroni

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[Just_Yemi @YemiFirstson]

Myself and 3 other Nigerians have been unlawfully detained in Johannesburg airport for literally doing nothing, papers complete, visa valid and they literally just singled us out of the crowd for nothing, and onenof us's phone has been seized all day and hasn't been allowed to reach out to anyone. They are trying to take my own phone now, so I am putting this out so that the world knows that if anything happens to us, south Africa should be held responsible, please repost and tag the authorities concerned..
They are saying that they will detain us for no reason until God knows when.
We are telling them that we want to book another flight back home immediately and they are refusing that.

@abikedabiri
@PoojaMedia
@instablog9ja

[life 🙏 @lifeofMist]

😂😂😂
She told me that she was going to 2-3 days prayers (Monastery) with her Mum. After day one, I casually chatted with her lil brother, He told me, the mum came back from funeral ceremony now.
😂😂😂

[Shola 👑 @itsSh0la]

How did you find out your girl was cheating on you?

[life 🙏 @lifeofMist]

@oku_yungx Hi

[life 🙏 @lifeofMist]

@pbtips_ My papa flogged me in front of my colleagues/Classmates in JSS1 (6 Lashes of Belt) 🥹

[blessing Ailen @ib_Ailen]

My cousin just turned down a proposal because the guy earns 250k monthly and she earns 480k.

Her words:
“I don’t want to start explaining every financial decision for the rest of my life.”

Now the whole family is calling her proud. Lol

[Ebun @kenkenlewu]

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After doing your D N A test, the resilt will come out between 3 to 10 days.

Incase you don't want your wife to know that you want to do D N A Test on your children

Just get this from your children
1. One strip of hair is okay
2. Or their toothbrush

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Ignorance of the law is no excuse. Copied!