Life of MechE

Not satire, but sometimes nonsense. Unsure if I can say it but I’m a Hopkins mechanical engineering student

[Life of MechE @lifeofmeche]

Breaking—Hallway in on campus housing being repainted for the 5th time this year. The JHU painter’s union must be strong!

[Life of MechE @lifeofmeche]

Lax schedule is disappointing this weekend:
11am @HopkinsLacrosse vs @rutgers_wlax
1:30pm Tailgate
1pm @jhumenslacrosse vs @RUmlax

No hype for WLax game (which will be great!)

If you want a double header, give me a 3:00 & Saturday night under the lights. That would be hype

[Life of MechE @lifeofmeche]

If anyone is picking lacrosse winners based on uniform quality (as many successful march madness brackets do)...this feels like a no brainer. The black and blue vs the silly looking highlighters

[Life of MechE @lifeofmeche]

Not to out anyone, but this video is going around of Princeton MBB doing calc homework before the Sweet 16...you can't tell me that they're not flipping between symbolab, the HW, and some emailed handwritten pdf right there...🤷‍♂️

[Life of MechE @lifeofmeche]

Some are calling us the FDU of Lacrosse...

[NCAA Lacrosse @NCAALAX]

🆕 @ILWomen / @IWLCA Division I Poll🥍

1. Syracuse
2. Northwestern
3. North Carolina
4. Denver
5. James Madison
6. Stony Brook
7. Boston College
8. Florida
9. Loyola
10. Maryland

[Life of MechE @lifeofmeche]

Feels like a no brainer with poses like that...A true professional.
Congrats coach!

[Johns Hopkins MBB @JHU_Basketball]

Quarry and Loeffler Honored by NABC and D3hoops
#UncommonCommitment #MoreFun
https://t.co/deFjPlRsUu

[Life of MechE @lifeofmeche]

Dear @Orioles...if you aren't concerned with getting superficial things like boatloads of money or a lot of reach for your naming rights, we've got the deal for you!

[John Ourand @Ourand_Puck]

The Orioles have quietly been taking Camden Yards naming rights to market.

https://t.co/J2GlhiVHa0

[Life of MechE @lifeofmeche]

Lot of fluctuation in the Inside Lacrosse media poll. @jhumenslacrosse jumps from 15 to 10, but has stayed at number 1 on the LifeOfMechE media poll.

[Inside Lacrosse @Inside_Lacrosse]

😤 @PennStateMLAX up to No. 8️⃣
👀 @CuseMLAX out
📈 @DU_MLAX, @HoyasMLacrosse back in

Full @NCAALAX Week 4️⃣ Top 2️⃣0️⃣👇
https://t.co/o0tAlSEjPF

[Life of MechE @lifeofmeche]

@JHU_Basketball All over it. Let’s go hop!

[Life of MechE @lifeofmeche]

🔥 @carsoncjames is the Grayson Allen of D3. Tell me they aren’t the same person. Absolute animal on the court!

[Life of MechE @lifeofmeche]

Whoops…18-15 in face offs. 15-14 Hop.

Tough looks for @USALacrosseMag

[Inside Lacrosse @Inside_Lacrosse]

A whopping 5⃣ Top 2⃣0⃣ matchups headline Week 4⃣'s loaded slate!

Make your Fan Picks here: https://t.co/dZZHsXltiS

[Life of MechE @lifeofmeche]

You already know we are the foremost on the Brady beat, but the Brady x MechE beat? All over it—
Brady will be sponsoring a car in the Le Mans (24 hr car race)!

“When you think Brady, you obviously think speed” - Tom H. W. Brady

[Life of MechE @lifeofmeche]

If anyone was looking for a little perspective on this historic announcement…

[Life of MechE @lifeofmeche]

Update—they thought of this. Food is pre-packaged, per Naomi

[Life of MechE @lifeofmeche]

Breaking—Hopkins installing a Gluten-Friendly station in the Hop Cafe. Some confusion over whether this meant no gluten or extra gluten, but our allergy correspondent Naomi Klein clarified it is gluten free, adding that she does not trust people not to cross contaminate.

[Life of MechE @lifeofmeche]

Congrats to both @JHU_Basketball and @JHUwbb for making it to the NCAA tournament! If anyone would like to fill out their DIII March Madness brackets, they are attached here:

[Life of MechE @lifeofmeche]

Breaking—Hopkins baseball is playing Transylvania this weekend. It is (allegedly) a real place. Unclear if they have a hotel.

[Life of MechE @lifeofmeche]

Nothing can quite compare with this bombshell of a report, but Hopkins just announced that Dean Schlessenger of the Engineering school will be heading up the search committee for our new provost.

Provost Kumar is leaving to become the president of Tufts.

[Life of MechE @lifeofmeche]

BREAKING— Hopkins is rebranding Student Financial Services to Student Financial Support. This months long effort will culminate in a Rebranding Mixer on February 27, per an internal email…Hopkins rankings right now 📈📈📈

[Life of MechE @lifeofmeche]

BREAKING— Hopkins is rebranding Student Financial Services to Student Financial Support. This months long effort will culminate in a Rebranding Mixer on February 27, per an internal email…Hopkins rankings right now 📈📈📈

[Life of MechE @lifeofmeche]

Kinda fun, the men's and women's lacrosse teams are both ranked 16 right now! (But men's rankings has a negative derivate and women's has a positive one if you know what I mean...)
Next up--Men's vs Utah and Women's vs UPenn on Saturday! Both on ESPN+!

#LetsGoHop

[Life of MechE @lifeofmeche]

BREAKING—Hopkins announces a $15m fund to support research at its new building in DC (formerly the newseum), per a university email. Though the building is primarily to house SAIS, Hop has been pushing for other professors to relocate to DC including some from the BME department.

[Life of MechE @lifeofmeche]

Your @jhumenslacrosse halftime show champion!