Regan

supermom = professional boo boo smoocher, world traveler, monster slayer, teacher, American in Egypt, Army wife, lover of hubby, and eternal optimist.

[Regan @lifeofsupermom]

@FlyFrontier Your booking site is down, your phone center has a 30+ minute wait, no one is answering your FB or Frontier airlines chat. AHHHHHHH!

[Regan @lifeofsupermom]

Went to look at the Mach E in Colorado Springs and the dealer is charging a $23K market/destination fee.@Ford this is really poor relationship-building with a future customer. It's a nice car, but unless it's coming from the ISS, it's not worth $23k OVER MSRP. WHAT THE HECK.

[Regan @lifeofsupermom]

Sometimes self care is a fat Frenchie tooting on my lap after a totally terrible homeschool day. And some animal crackers I stole from the kids snack cache. #notperfect #homeschoolingmom #frenchbulldog

[Regan @lifeofsupermom]

"Love in the Times of Corona", a married couple both telework while homeschooling, everyone stays in their jammies and whines about being bored, ration toilet paper and bread slice squares, and the mom sneak-eats cookies every time she misses BBC alone during the day. #Corona

[Regan @lifeofsupermom]

Good morning! Enjoy reading 90 different variations of emails this morning about how every store makes their employees wash their hands! 😳🙄 #wegetit #butdoyouhavetoiletpaper #covid19 #coronavirus

[Regan @lifeofsupermom]

@TMobile #TueYearsEve + #contest

[Regan @lifeofsupermom]

@IMKristenBell At Fort Hood Earth Day with my daughter’s class and got to meet Poppy the sloth! @Zoomagination #sloth @daxshepard

[Regan @lifeofsupermom]

@HamillHimself

[Regan @lifeofsupermom]

@RealJamesWoods Beto O'Rourke Wins!

[Regan @lifeofsupermom]

@HamillHimself Yes, and it's $42.99.

[Regan @lifeofsupermom]

@RealJamesWoods This is why I can't let my 11 year old daughter or my 8 year old son use the bathroom alone. This country has lost its mind.

[Regan @lifeofsupermom]

@RealJamesWoods That is simply terrifying. Goodness!

[Regan @lifeofsupermom]

@KristySwansonXO @LukePerryIII My favorite movie. So sorry to see that he passed. I think I'll watch it again and laugh at the clever script in his honor! #Buffy

[Regan @lifeofsupermom]

@FallonTonight @jes_chastain @FriendsTV I remember sitting in homeroom the next day devastated! #nofaithinlove #teenangst #chandlerwasabettercatchallalong @MatthewPerry

[Regan @lifeofsupermom]

@bdeirocini Unsuccessfully. @innoutburger belongs in my car and on the floor. :D

[Regan @lifeofsupermom]

On day 11 of hubby being gone, I let the kids eat dinner in front of the tv in the den and bought myself a piece of birthday cake from @HEB to enjoy after they go to bed. #selfcare #notmybirthday #hurryupbedtime

[Regan @lifeofsupermom]

You know you are a #southernmom when you ask your kid something while they are brushing their teeth, they say "mmm hmm" and you say "Excuse me?" And they enunciate "yes ma'am." #yesmaam #nicetry

[Regan @lifeofsupermom]

There is defeated, and there is buying a ten pack of posterboard at @HobbyLobby because you realize that the school projects will NEVER end. Two dioramas, science fair, and now this. #killme #parenting #whenwillitend #supermom #schoolprojects #elementarymydear

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