Savage Coconut

my birthstone is rock bottom

[Savage Coconut @lifeoftryin]

Me - I should stop being so lazy
Also me -

[Computer Enthusiast Alex Alda @tmbg13]

oh she's PISSED she was on that plane lmao

[The Textman 🇳🇬 @MarchVeryOwn4]

Been to Miami pride and it wasn't as gay as this

[JokerMakeupJacobite 🇮🇪👹🐋🐢🌹🇺🇦🇵🇸 @ClwnPrncCharlie]

Everyone who gets in with Trump gets horribly betrayed and humiliated but “placed on the decoy plane that they think Iran is gonna down one month after giving birth” is the undisputed peak

[abby lee miller updates @avamaxxinista]

I can’t get enough of this video

[Fish ΘΔ 🔜 ASC @algae_fish]

Tech bros do not deserve san francisco give that shit back to the queers

[yianni | φωτιά και αίμα. @DANYSPHOENlX]

this video fuckign kills me

[kəira ♡ @keiranikole]

me defending korra from whatever the fuck they have her doing in the new avatar series

[alli @sonofalli]

when my boss says “good job” instead of “go off diva you absolutely ate with that, you’re my favorite workplace icon”

[noah @i_n0ahguy]

this left me speechless

[Nina 🐈‍⬛ @dillydallyesque]

Me normally: ACAB
Me when the Tate brothers are arrested:

[Joshua Martin @JoshuaRMartin]

This bill is so common sense, I just know Republicans are going to instantly oppose it.

[skumm🧊 @skumWgmi]

You can't tax rich people on unrealized gains from stocks because "it's not real money until it's sold."

So explain to me why my property taxes keep going up based on the unrealized value of my house?

I didn't sell it, didn't cash out and didn't even make a profit.

But somehow I'm paying taxes on paper gains every single year.

Interesting how "unrealized gains" only become a problem when wealthy folks are involved.

[Alex Cole @acnewsitics]

This is from fucking 2010-2022, Mamdani wasn’t even mayor but the article made it seem like he was. Delete this trash shit.

[Christina Henderson @chenderson]

I wish more journalists would point out that Sen. McConnell is essentially on paid sick & medical leave.

The same employment protection he has spent his career blocking other Americans from having.

[The Ball Is Orange @theballisorange]

This is why Spirit Airlines mattered. Whether you flew them or wouldn’t be caught dead, they served as an industry deterrent to shit like this. With Spirit gone and no real national low-cost successor, the same shitty legacy airlines are freer than ever to price gouge.

[cee @cssavedme]

lindsey graham and charlie kirk in hell fighting over being reagan’s bottom

[Jordo @veryADVANCED]

a lot of people, especially westerners, especially-especially americans, conflate considering others with being controlled & respond with defiance. it’s very weird behavior.

[Yann @Psychotic_rit]

Inshallah gozaimasu