Taylor Christensen

Copywriter working in b2b tech marketing. Dungeons & Dragons, comic books, cocktails, and baking all guest star in the TV show that is my brain. he/him

[Taylor Christensen @lifeoftwill]

The thing about being a technical copywriter is I’m just like any other copywriter, technically speaking

[Taylor Christensen @lifeoftwill]

I absolutely love the new @netflix show #drinkmasters

I’ve been wanting a cocktail version of Top Chef for so long and this show does not disappoint.

[Taylor Christensen @lifeoftwill]

The butter board trend just feels like an adult version of that mom who pours spaghetti on the counter for her kids to eat

[แจ๊ค™ @thailandexotic]

in marriage, whoever has the cooler last name gets to continue their legacy. reject tradition

[Taylor Christensen @lifeoftwill]

I logged on to Twitter after a digital eternity to see what people were saying about Google being down.

Instead, the internet gods blessed me with news of a certain FBI raid.

[Taylor Christensen @lifeoftwill]

I am listening to my wife talk about the fantasy epic she is writing while her punk music is playing and I’m drinking a tiki drink out of a Chewbacca cup.

I’m not saying my life is better than yours, but it is.

[Taylor Christensen @lifeoftwill]

has anyone noticed that the word queue just looks like a queue of vowels

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All I want is kalamata olives and cheese but apparently in order to get that I need a “job” where I go to “meetings” and make “money”

[Taylor Christensen @lifeoftwill]

We need to address an issue impacting workplaces across America: the exclamation gap.

My fellow men, I am asking you to make a pledge! Include at least two exclamation points in every email you send this week! We can overcome this together!!

[Taylor Christensen @lifeoftwill]

@griner I’m right there with you. I’m learning more and more my love for spreadsheets doesn’t translate to my skill with spreadsheets

[Taylor Christensen @lifeoftwill]

I procrastinate like everyone else. I just do it using words like hyperconverged infrastructure and agile

[Taylor Christensen @lifeoftwill]

The thing about being a technical copywriter is I’m just like any other copywriter, technically speaking

[🇺🇦 David Griner 🇺🇦 @griner]

Writing is easy. You just sit down and don’t.

[Taylor Christensen @lifeoftwill]

@KylePlantEmoji Honestly not much worse than the real logo that looks like Gisnep

[Taylor Christensen @lifeoftwill]

@RRollplaying or better yet they unwittingly become a warlock to a collective of weave hackers. the character now has immunity to the spell wall of fire

[Taylor Christensen @lifeoftwill]

sure, today is emotionally taxing, but can someone tell me how that helps the government

[Nathalie Kernot @nolliepops]

It's actually bad luck to say MacBook inside an office. You have to call it 'The Scottish Laptop'

[Taylor Christensen @lifeoftwill]

@menwritewomen When this happens to be I build my own void in bed with lots of pillows, gilmore girls, and the little trans dimensional monstrosities that live in the void with me

[Female Copywriter @Femalcopywriter]

Studies show that ads are 8x more likely to break through when the creatives gets a little nap during the day

[Pretzel is Tired @FishesPretzel]

hi! in light of recent bullshit:
i am a transgender boy living in alabama. i am making this thread in a desperate attempt to make y'all see that i'm just a normal goddamn kid.

[Taylor Christensen @lifeoftwill]

@BlueKraus You got this! 👏👏👏