BJ Henderson

Everyone I know is sensitive and sucks

[BJ Henderson @liferuining]

I literally never wanna hear anyone complain about anal. Like stfu.

[BJ Henderson @liferuining]

I hate that life has never and will never come with guarantees.

[BJ Henderson @liferuining]

I just realized I can shut my phone off the second I get off of work.

Yes.

[Satan @s8n]

Short girls are evil because they’re closer to Hell.

[BJ Henderson @liferuining]

Bored with porn. I knew this day would cum.

[BJ Henderson @liferuining]

fight night but like the dick version

[BJ Henderson @liferuining]

I know my boyfriend is the antichrist to so many people but to me he’s such a fucking angel

[BJ Henderson @liferuining]

@2020predicts me looking at all my 2020 goals this AM

[BJ Henderson @liferuining]

Nvm my boyfriends kid texted me happy new year at midnight - so fuck all kids besides her

[BJ Henderson @liferuining]

Fuck having kids dude

[BJ Henderson @liferuining]

Imagine having friends that really give you shit for eating chicken instead of beef...

[BJ Henderson @liferuining]

#worstthingididtomyex

After a couple of months of dating - we became bf/gf. When we got together I saw his dick for the first time and it was very, very tiny. (Adorbs) After we (he) finished I told him I had stuff to do and he should leave. Haven’t talked to him since.

[Sad Kylo Ren @KyloIsSad]

#WorstThingIDidToMyEx

Ghosted the love of my life so bad after our first kiss that she's planning to live alone in a hut for the rest of her life

#JkMoreLikeWorstThingJJAbramsHasEverDone