Alex

Apollo | Overwatch DPS | I used to rise up but now I sit down. | My best friend is a lesbian. | Shoutout Betty White

[Alex @lifetymcoverage]

I don't get why some people have height as a deal breaker like there are so many better reasons than my height not to date me.

[Alex @lifetymcoverage]

@legendofdarby yes. cause of that one time you played it in the car on repeat for like an hour

[Alex @lifetymcoverage]

Unfun life update, my dad died a couple weeks ago. Said goodbye for the last time on Monday. Impossible to sum up almost 76 years in 280 characters so I'll just end this post with my last words to him: Thank you. For everything.

[Alex @lifetymcoverage]

Unfun life update, my dad died a couple weeks ago. Said goodbye for the last time on Monday. Impossible to sum up almost 76 years in 280 characters so I'll just end this post with my last words to him: Thank you. For everything.

[Alex @lifetymcoverage]

The masculine urge to varnish a newly made chair.

[Alex @lifetymcoverage]

@legendofdarby here's the same selfie but without a filter

[Alex @lifetymcoverage]

30 btw

[Alex @lifetymcoverage]

@oddlyawkward THANK YOU

[Alex @lifetymcoverage]

Imma be honest, I don't think Journey's cover of "Don't Stop Believin'" is as good as the original by the Glee cast.

[Alex @lifetymcoverage]

Just accidentally broke my good comb and yes, I will be extra dramatic about it for the rest of the week

[Alex @lifetymcoverage]

Just accidentally broke my last claw clip and yes, I will be extra dramatic about it for the rest of the day

[Alex @lifetymcoverage]

Just accidentally broke my last claw clip and yes, I will be extra dramatic about it for the rest of the day

[Alex @lifetymcoverage]

I feel like having adhd is mostly about the lifelong struggle to retain object permanence

[Alex @lifetymcoverage]

@legendofdarby omg :3

[Alex @lifetymcoverage]

Anyway, I'm a wildlife photographer now.

[Alex @lifetymcoverage]

for the record, I have never done this

[Alex @lifetymcoverage]

I wonder how many guys have peed while doing a handstand

[Alex @lifetymcoverage]

@legendofdarby :)

[Alex @lifetymcoverage]

I wonder how many guys have peed while doing a handstand

[Alex @lifetymcoverage]

@legendofdarby honestly don't even know how i got here, I was just trying to find a party city

[MLB @MLB]

That winning moment.

That winning feeling.

#WorldSeries

[Alex @lifetymcoverage]

Dave Roberts said it's my trophy, no takabacks.

[Los Angeles Dodgers @Dodgers]

FREDDIE FREEMAN WALK-OFF GRAND SLAM. #WORLDSERIES