My life with Clark is amazing beyond words. Never a dull moment. His brother is amazing too, I swear. Clark has no filter though and makes life... memorable
@jimmyfallon We went to visit my brother and I hear my 5year old swear. I looked at him and he said “it’s ok. Uncle Chris’s house is the bad word house. He says ‘motherf*cker’ all the time.” 😳🤣 #KidQuotes
“There’s a piggy in the lock. Well actually in all locks.”
“A pig? Like oink oink?”
”yup, you know you put the thing in and pig the lock” #lifewithclark
Parenting in a new age:
4yo: Mommy put on my video!!!
Me: [while on my laptop] One minute sweetie. One minute.
4yo: Alexa! Set timer for one minute!
#seriously#noprocrastinationhere
@amazonecho @amazon
We had a near catastrophe because of this kid’s stubborn streak. He knocked a 27” TUBE tv off the top of the dresser because he wanted to put something else up there. Thankful it only hit his head 😳😬