lisa holste

My life with Clark is amazing beyond words. Never a dull moment. His brother is amazing too, I swear. Clark has no filter though and makes life... memorable

[lisa holste @lifewithclark]

@jimmyfallon We went to visit my brother and I hear my 5year old swear. I looked at him and he said “it’s ok. Uncle Chris’s house is the bad word house. He says ‘motherf*cker’ all the time.” 😳🤣 #KidQuotes

[lisa holste @lifewithclark]

“Momma, do you know when we could go to heaven to visit grandpa?” #wrecked #sweetbabyboy

[lisa holste @lifewithclark]

He put the letters in this order then asked what it said.
Ummm he can’t read or spell yet. #howtheheck #onlyclark

[lisa holste @lifewithclark]

“There’s a piggy in the lock. Well actually in all locks.”
“A pig? Like oink oink?”
”yup, you know you put the thing in and pig the lock” #lifewithclark

[lisa holste @lifewithclark]

More snow than I’ve ever seen I think.

[Jessica Cohen @JessCohen18]

Parenting in a new age:

4yo: Mommy put on my video!!!

Me: [while on my laptop] One minute sweetie. One minute.

4yo: Alexa! Set timer for one minute!

#seriously #noprocrastinationhere
@amazonecho @amazon

[lisa holste @lifewithclark]

Clark just started singing “back up back up back back back back up” in his sleep. I have no idea...

[lisa holste @lifewithclark]

We had a near catastrophe because of this kid’s stubborn streak. He knocked a 27” TUBE tv off the top of the dresser because he wanted to put something else up there. Thankful it only hit his head 😳😬

[lisa holste @lifewithclark]

Some come to skate. Clark comes to win. #rollercity

[lisa holste @lifewithclark]

@HANDCM Yes... start shopping

[lisa holste @lifewithclark]

Mom once you get the hacker money back can you buy my lock picking set? #beatemANDjoinem

[lisa holste @lifewithclark]

Last Friday was pretty cold. How cold was it?
“Mom, yep it’s cold out. The neighors said it’s fuckin freezing” 🥶🥶🥶

[lisa holste @lifewithclark]

I’m going East. Nope, now S. Now N. I like the compass, it tells me if rain is coming 🤣

[lisa holste @lifewithclark]

Mom, see that mess out there? That’s all me. I did that. #heshonest