Connor why

A stockpile of the wondrous sayings and doings. Endorsed by the man himself. Unmitigated flabbergastery.

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Connor hugged me so hard my contact lens popped out.

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“You’re beautiful. I fall more in love every time I get my hands in you.

........ON you.” 😳

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“Look up ‘dragon penis,’ see what you get!” #nah #beenthere #donethat

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@EvanTiberius SpaghettiNOs

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“It wouldn’t work with a rhino, I know that.” https://t.co/7cy59D7k2B

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“Do you think, if I ran at it full speed and it didn’t see me coming, I could knock over a moose?”

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“Do you think, if I ran at it full speed and it didn’t see me coming, I could knock over a moose?”

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Connor just spontaneously thought about hyenas and promptly started crying happy tears.

(He’s totally sober. He never isn’t.)

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"Remember, there's nothing more itchier in this world than a man's balls."

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"The gay community is gonna love me for the sandwich I created from their acronym." #LGBLT

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Setting Connor's video games to Backstreet Boys songs and watching him sing along is my new favorite activity of all time.

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"Wow, your tits are EXUBERANT." #lifewithconnor

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"I feel Ron Swansonish when I think of mango." #lifewithconnor

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Connor just drank a little rum and then googled: "What's going on in the world?"

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[Connor leaving for work]: "Bye Mom!" #sothisismotherhood #lifewithconnor

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"He has very profane nipples, too,"

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When you find a wad of beard hair in the trash and realize with horror that Connor has trimmed his beard without supervision #lifewithconnor

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That time our cat used Connor's nude and unsuspecting belly as a springboard, and Connor's screams could be heard throughout the land...

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Connor now calls our kitten "daddy's little fatty."

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*farts for 7 seconds straight*
"That was mostly air, to be honest."

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Just dipped his phone in his beer.