Garry Pugh

tough tiddliwinks

[Garry Pugh @lifewithgarry]

Ugh, I just love myself, I'm so funny.

[Garry Pugh @lifewithgarry]

OH MY GOSH. This sprite is so good, I am tearing up.

[Garry Pugh @lifewithgarry]

Girl, hear this, your life does NOT start when you marry a man!

[Garry Pugh @lifewithgarry]

https://t.co/rnnzHlOYxQ

[Garry Pugh @lifewithgarry]

I have nothing against her, except she's an idiot.

[Garry Pugh @lifewithgarry]

I told you that you LIVE under a rock, not that you SHOULD live under a rock.

[Garry Pugh @lifewithgarry]

I'm out for blood today, I'm bout to throw down.

[Garry Pugh @lifewithgarry]

Everything after Whitney Houston's version of the National Anthem is just a cheap imitation.

[Garry Pugh @lifewithgarry]

Oh I'll pray, I haven't prayed all summer!

[Garry Pugh @lifewithgarry]

He got famous for being stupid. I should be famous, not this idiot!!

[Garry Pugh @lifewithgarry]

Whoa! Slow down Danika Patrick! - Garry driving

[Garry Pugh @lifewithgarry]

Don't come for me unless I send for you.

[Garry Pugh @lifewithgarry]

Y'all, I can WORSHIP to the bridge of this - Garrison on Celine Dion's O Holy Night

[Garry Pugh @lifewithgarry]

Y'all should do a dash, he can't take away your identity! - Garrison on last names

[Garry Pugh @lifewithgarry]

If anyone ever cheats on you @CarrieChurch, I will Lemonade for you.

[Garry Pugh @lifewithgarry]

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[Garry Pugh @lifewithgarry]

Men died on this day so I could have breakfast for dinner at Cracker Barrel!

[Garry Pugh @lifewithgarry]

I would murder for a Sprite right now.

[Garry Pugh @lifewithgarry]

Humility, schumility, I always say.

[Garry Pugh @lifewithgarry]

Well your mommy is stupid! - Garry to @camilleknott