Hannah Louise

the Sadie-Cat, Joe, and me

[Hannah Louise @lifewithjoe]

Joe just remarked in the kitchen, "I think my Kibbe body type is...introverted autumn."

[Hannah Louise @lifewithjoe]

me: "What do you think of this scented candle?"
Joe: *inhales deeply* *wrinkles his brow* "It's like...food wanting to be a flower."

[Hannah Louise @lifewithjoe]

Joe is in the bathroom with the door cracked and I just heard him cheerfully remark, "Well...hair today, gone tomorrow!" just before turning on his electric razor to shave his face

[Hannah Louise @lifewithjoe]

Joe: Sadie's acting like me.
Me: What's she doing?
Joe: You know, slinking around. Being listless. Not really talking about her feelings.

[Hannah Louise @lifewithjoe]

Joe and I were throwing around ideas for instagram reels and he suggested "Advice for a Smokey Brow in Under One Minute"

[Hannah Louise @lifewithjoe]

me: "Did you notice my minimalist loungewear look?"
Joe (in an annoyed voice): "No, love..." (then in a pleased voice) "I guess minimalism is meant not to be noticed, right?"

[Hannah Louise @lifewithjoe]

Joe getting dressed, talking to himself: "Okay, if I were a pair of pants, I would...request that you put on a pair of underwear before donning me. Respectfully. Respectfully request."

[Hannah Louise @lifewithjoe]

I'm traveling and it's supposed to rain.
Joe: Just put your Miyan Biags, your Mayan...Bogs? In your handbag? Your Mino Ballicks? What are those shoes called?
me (several seconds later): Are you talking about Manolo Blahnik?
Joe: Yes.

[Hannah Louise @lifewithjoe]

I just overheard Joe telling Sadie, "I had a dream last night that you had a snail shell. But it was fragile." 😢

[Hannah Louise @lifewithjoe]

I'm testing some perfume samples. I asked Joe how I smell today and he took a deep whiff of my wrist and said, "Hmm. It's interesting. You smell...it's kind of like this nondescript sexuality."

[Hannah Louise @lifewithjoe]

Ellie and I were discussing some makeup that she's been using, I asked her "How is the finish? Is it too dewy?" and without missing a beat Joe leaned in with a look of concern on his face and said "Yeah, is it on your 'to do-ey' list?"

[Hannah Louise @lifewithjoe]

Joe and I moved to Maryland and when the airplane was landing he exclaimed "Maryland!?!? I hardly know 'er land!"

[Hannah Louise @lifewithjoe]

the baby named one of the feral cats Kitten Beans and there's another one who looks like a patchwork quilt, we named her Frankencat (you know...like Frankenstein) but now Joe calls her Frank n' Beans

[Hannah Louise @lifewithjoe]

Joe: Maybe I should go on a not-doing-dishes embargo for two days.
me: A not-doing-dishes embargo would mean you're doing the dishes.
Joe: Ah! I was hoisted by my own Picard!

[Hannah Louise @lifewithjoe]

"Sadie! You're the sweetest bug in the whole world! You make me want to be...an entomologist."

[Hannah Louise @lifewithjoe]

Joe just said to me, "Sadie's being real sweet. She says she's from Sweeten. She's Sweetish."

[Hannah Louise @lifewithjoe]

Joe helping with my YouTube channel is a whole thing. He calls Charlotte Tilbury "Charlotte Tilsberry" every time

[Hannah Louise @lifewithjoe]

I mentioned Mai Tais and Joe got a dreamy look in his eyes and said, "If I were a bartender my memoir would be called 'Mai Tai Me Up, Mai Tai Me Down.'"

[Hannah Louise @lifewithjoe]

Joe (to Sadie): "You're confectiony and I'm infectiony, and they're two different things and it's called science."
me: "Don't tell Sadie the wrong things, I want her to take AP classes."
Joe: "Well I want her to take P.E. CLASSES!!!!!!!"

[Hannah Louise @lifewithjoe]

Joe doesn't know the difference between eyeliner and mascara, and he just told me, "When I say eyeliner it's the royal eyeliner, meaning both eyeliner and mascara. And when I say mascara it's also the royal eyeliner."