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I don’t care about looks, I care about vibe. But if you ugly then we can’t vibe

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@ramonos $URGAY

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If she don’t HAWK TUAH
I DONT TAWK TUHA

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I just found out that the fake pages/sex pages that you see in your views on Instagram is people that are anonymously watching your story from google 🤣

[〽️ @lifewithmikeg]

Y’all making these TikTok videos but couldn’t make a PowerPoint in school

[Weed Thoughts💭🍁 @weedthotss]

bro really put the bottle up to his ear trying to figure out where the sizzling was coming from😂😂😂

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If she can’t cook she gotta cut the grass fuck that

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I fuck with you the same way you fuck with me

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I really enjoy this autopilot

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I'm probably not the friend you’re gonna hear from daily, but if you need me, I’ll pull up

[〽️ @lifewithmikeg]

I didn’t change, my priorities did.

[Marissa @turtlebabey]

if his cut is $50, send him $1400

[〽️ @lifewithmikeg]

*$1400 hits my account
Me at Target: “Let me meet the fucking dog”

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@merazdulce0 🧢

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If tomatoes a fruit, isn’t ketchup a smoothie?

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Don’t let perfection be the enemy of progress

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

Let me be very clear: If you make under $400,000 you won’t pay a penny more in taxes under my administration.

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Everyday above ground is a great day remember that

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Family doesn’t require blood, it requires love

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@PontiacMadeDDG $lifewithmikeg

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Neither of my parents posted me for national sons day... nursing home it is