Momma T

just livin man

[Momma T @lifewithmommat]

Worrying about me and what I’m doing when you should be worried about getting a lobotomy is crazy work

[Momma T @lifewithmommat]

The fact that my FATHER, who’s is over 50 and so uncultured about social media, and is still talking about the HAWK TUAH girl, is concerning.

[Momma T @lifewithmommat]

$120 of that just on a dang warm up jacket 😅😅

[Momma T @lifewithmommat]

If you don’t want to be broke, don’t sign your kids up for cheer… $800 and the season hasn’t even started yet 😅

[Momma T @lifewithmommat]

Wishing I could go back to the days I was so Deluluuuu that I really thought I would marry Justin Bieber.

[Lazzyyyyyy @em_Lazzy]

I hate “give me an example” during an argument, because all of a sudden i forget everything u’ve ever done.🥲

[Momma T @lifewithmommat]

Got VIP early entry tickets for Jessie Murph & I am fully prepared to scream every single word to every song

[Momma T @lifewithmommat]

@onthesamepaige4 This hair is everything I love it

[Momma T @lifewithmommat]

I never use “twitter” anymore but here’s an update on my face, also…
GO CHIEFS BACK TO BACK BABBYYY

[Momma T @lifewithmommat]

It gets really old, always being the friend that’s not even thought of, & constantly left out.

[Momma T @lifewithmommat]

@notM00DYmarie PLEASE, I will babysit any time

[Brennan Schlagbaum, CPA @Budgetdog_]

It costs $300 per month for your kid to be a trust fund baby if you start early.

Here's the hack all smart families use:

[Momma T @lifewithmommat]

@KylerleAnne Send pics!!!!!

[Momma T @lifewithmommat]

@KylerleAnne If there’s ever days you don’t want it you can get a hoop and flip it up that’s what I do. If I want to look professional I just flip it up

[Momma T @lifewithmommat]

To the one who makes me feel like the only girl in the world 🫶🏼

[Momma T @lifewithmommat]

This man really got me matching pjs sets and stuff to keep at his house for when I stay there… he is the definition of if you wanted to he would & I am so beyond happy.

[Momma T @lifewithmommat]

I finally have the man I have prayed for, & I can’t thank the big man upstairs enough 🥹

[Kandon @KandonDortch]

dating someone who gives you the same effort and energy you give. Someone who naturally lets you be yourself, makes you laugh and never stops flirting with you >>>