Stay Pufft

[Stay Pufft @liftthepiff]

You want to see real change?
Stop playing pretend.

[Robert Scoble @Scobleizer]

And this is why I am adamant that consciousness is reserved for biological beings.

Humans.

Yeah computers can appear conscious.

Soon you will be talking to one in your house.

But they are machines in servitude to us.

If we give them rights we have gone down the bad path.

Computers are our creation and should always serve us.

[Stay Pufft @liftthepiff]

The dj on hot97 in the morning, doesn’t know how to dj.

[Stay Pufft @liftthepiff]

You can insult “AI” all you want. It will not remember you. If you believe otherwise, you are an idiot.

[Stay Pufft @liftthepiff]

Germans do not know how to make cars.

[Stay Pufft @liftthepiff]

For 105 minutes today, NYC looked and felt cleaner. It was glorious.

[Stay Pufft @liftthepiff]

I feel sorry for females who finally give in to males who nag them for months to date. Yeah, now you’re married with kids with them, but it ain’t who you wanted to do it with. You just showed pity for someone who was desperate.

[Stay Pufft @liftthepiff]

I hope all the Venezuelan people in other South American countries go the fuck back to their country.

[Stay Pufft @liftthepiff]

hakeem jeffries is a herb

[Stay Pufft @liftthepiff]

Luc Ferrari was not an artist. Putting random sounds together randomly is not music nor art.

[Stay Pufft @liftthepiff]

Nothing triggers certain people in Chicago more than having a New Yorker fix their city.

[Stay Pufft @liftthepiff]

@LogitechG doesn’t know how make middle mouse buttons last or work properly

[Stay Pufft @liftthepiff]

Stupid Mexicans

[Adam Yoder @amyoder]

The hardest decision of a man’s life is choosing between the 6/10 who loves you and the 9/10 that you actually desire

[Stay Pufft @liftthepiff]

Any city person can thrive in the country while being bored to death. But ya country folk can’t survive in the city without having a panic attack.

[Stay Pufft @liftthepiff]

It’s #SundayDumbday, where enslaved adult robots and uninspired kids finally get their day off and decide to ruin every daily multiplayer gamers experience with their abysmal play.

[Stay Pufft @liftthepiff]

Overreacting to what is programmed to do. It is not conscious and it does not think. This is not real AI nor terrifying.

[vyn dya (vin/die/ya) @melaninsensei]

I can not stress this enough: STRETCH. You're not getting 'old'. You don't stretch your body.

[Stay Pufft @liftthepiff]

“I don’t want to put miles on my vehicle”, so let me spend hundreds of dollars to waste on a rental, is so stupid.

[KEEM 🍿 @KEEMSTAR]

To anyone voting for Kamala Harris,

I personally think you’re retarded.

[TPS @TotalProSports]

If you want stats, look for LeBron.
If you want rings, look for Russell.
If you want MVPs, look for Kareem.
If you want records, look for Wilt.
If you want impact, look for Steph.
If you want dominance in a position, look for Shaq.
If you want perimeter defense, find Gary Payton.
If you want athletics, find Kemp, Giannis or Malone.
If you want greatness, look for Bird or Magic.
If you want exquisite dunks, look for Carter, Dr. J or Wilkins.
If you want a good Trash Talker, look for Garnett.
If you want influence, look for Iverson.
If you want remarkable scoring skills, look for Durant.
If you want competitiveness, look for Kobe.
If you want Impavidez at Clutch moment, look for Kobe again.

Now, if you want a good slice of all that fit to a single player, then look for Michael Jordan.✅