Beth 🦄✨

32. She/her. Demiro-ace. Fangirl trash. Occasionally funny but mostly just embarrassing.

[Beth 🦄✨ @liggyauthoress]

year one of an anxiety disorder: "oh god why did it just spike what's happening am i gonna die"
year nine of an anxiety disorder: [spritzes with spray bottle without looking up from what i'm doing] "if you're not here for a specific reason then Fuck Off"

[epa 🪸 @ocellatum1]

Thank you god for giving me the “being unable to do ANYTHING and wasting as much time as humanly possible” disorder

[Beth 🦄✨ @liggyauthoress]

@johnbrothernine i forgive you for being a blanket thief and for all the fandoms you've dragged me into kicking and screaming

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Today is Forgive an Ex Day.

[Beth 🦄✨ @liggyauthoress]

found him roughly 15 and a half years ago, to be precise ❤️❣️💕💞💓💗💖💘💝💟

[astrology bot @hourIyhoroscope]

you've found your soulmate, scorpio.

[Beth 🦄✨ @liggyauthoress]

"The spirit is willing but the brain's a dick."

[♡゙ .ᅠ SLYVEONᅠ( spooky )ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ @W1REHEART]

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[percy! @historygf]

pioneering Call Out Of Work October. what do we think about #CallOutOfWorkOctober

[Beth 🦄✨ @liggyauthoress]

@rosalinerambeau i feel like we also need to have some of our ashes turned into a little jaeger figurine ngl

[Beth 🦄✨ @liggyauthoress]

on a scale of 1-10 how normal is it to want some of your ashes mixed with some of your best friend's ashes and spread beneath the bridge of sighs in venice, asking for a me

[Beth 🦄✨ @liggyauthoress]

"So if I have a vulture picnic, can I eat your corpse?" -today's out-of-context quote from the [redacted] household

[LonelyGoomba @LonelyGoomba]

I know I've talked about it quite a bit recently. But I gotta be honest I am genuinely so fucking sick of seeing AI slop.

It's fucking EVERYWHERE. I'm sick of hearing AI voices, AI food, AI ads, AI fonts, AI summaries, AI accounts. It's so intrusive and repetitive.

[Beth 🦄✨ @liggyauthoress]

@rosalinerambeau now if it was four CHILDREN....

[Beth 🦄✨ @liggyauthoress]

"YOU CAN'T BE BATMAN, YOU HAVE FOUR PARENTS"

[Beth 🦄✨ @liggyauthoress]

this is why we're best friends

[alec t. livejournal 🧚 @rosalinerambeau]

in case you ever wanted to know what the gc with my bestie and husband is like

[rory ☮︎ 🦭 @selkie_____]

my mom used to buy me singin in the rain but she had to stop cause the moses supposes tap dance sequence would make me go crazy and hurt myself and others

[bꜣstt @k3niethestalli]

no because i don’t fucking use it

[Beth 🦄✨ @liggyauthoress]

this feels personal ngl

[astrology bot @hourIyhoroscope]

scorpio, you would benefit from getting some more sleep.

[Beth 🦄✨ @liggyauthoress]

@johnbrothernine ❤️❣️💕💞💓💖💗💝💘💟

[astrology bot @hourIyhoroscope]

leo, scorpio loves you.

[The Golden Ratio @TheGoldenRatio4]

GUAC IS 10 YEARS OLD!
I cannot believe it, my sweet brown boy who is just baby is 10!
Happy birthday, Guacoman 🤎