Nate Light

Software Engineer • Cincinnati, Ohio
• BGSU Alum
• Comp Sci • B.S. 17' • M.S. 19'

[Nate Light @light_natty]

Me: I have to go to bg Friday for grad student orientation.

Dad: I can drive you.

Me: That's ok, it's supposed to last 2-3 hours.

Dad: That's fine.

Me: What would you do for that long?

Dad: Find a place to get some pancakes.

Me: pancakes?

Dad: Yeah I love em.

[Nate Light @light_natty]

@Treyarch black ops 6 shouldn’t under any circumstance crash my Xbox. It happens everytime I boot as of yesterday. This isn’t just a me issue. Reddit is full of these complaints.

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#HellbladeIIXboxSweepstakes

[XBOX @XBOX]

An Xbox made for the myth and torment of Viking Iceland.

Follow & RT with #HellbladeIIXboxSweepstakes for a chance to win a custom Senua's Saga: Hellblade II Xbox Series X console, controller, and stand combo!

Ages 18+. Ends 6/17/24. Rules: https://t.co/ESiRAGxPuz

[Nate Light @light_natty]

God damn it

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**at a team lunch for work. The song “I touch myself” by divinyls is playing over the restaurant’s speakers.

Coworker: “Man they’re playing some bangers in here”

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Apparently some people have a specific gene that makes cilantro taste like soap. I bet some people have this gene and like cilantro, and really just like the taste of soap. Bunch of weirdos.

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Last night as we were leaving the zoo there was a couple ending their first date and the guy was trying to seal the deal. As I was getting into my car my calf cramped and I screamed like a little bitch. I definitely ruined this guys chances and I just wanted to say I’m sorry.

[Cleveland Sports Memorabilia @CLEMemorabilia]

If Nick Chubb scores 2+ touchdowns AND Cleveland wins today, we'll give a Nick Chubb autographed jersey to someone who retweets this tweet AND follows us!

(Note: be aware of potential scam accounts. We will NOT message you asking for your credit card information.)

[Nate Light @light_natty]

@SirYacht_ Norwalk

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🎉GIVEAWAY VALUED OVER $1K🎉

For a chance to win a 3080Ti EVGA Graphics Card:

✅Like + Retweet
✅Follow @Tracker_RY

If you win + don't want to use it, sell it! Those who unfollow will be disqualified📝

Entries close in the last week of December!🎄🎁

#Giveaway #GPU #Christmas

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🔔Noti Test Giveaway! 1 Follower with Notifications ON will win a FREE gift card. Like + Retweet within 1 HOUR to enter🔔

More throughout the holiday season so be ready🎁

[Cleveland Sports Memorabilia @CLEMemorabilia]

If Nick Chubb scores 2+ touchdowns AND Cleveland wins today, we'll give a Nick Chubb autographed jersey to someone who retweets this tweet AND follows us!

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🎉GIVEAWAY TIME🎉

For a chance to win a Pokémon Scarlet & Violet Switch OLED:

✅Like + Retweet
✅Follow @Tracker_RY
✅Join Discord + Telegram

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Ends 11/26! Best luck🔥

#Pokemon #PokemonScarletViolet #NintendoSwitch #Giveaway

[Cleveland Sports Memorabilia @CLEMemorabilia]

If Nick Chubb scores 2+ touchdowns AND Cleveland wins today, we'll give a Nick Chubb autographed jersey to someone who retweets this tweet AND follows us!

(Note: Be aware of potential scam accounts. We will NOT message you asking for your credit card information.)

[Cleveland Sports Memorabilia @CLEMemorabilia]

If Amari Cooper scores a touchdown AND Cleveland wins tonight, we'll give an Amari Cooper autographed jersey to someone who retweets this tweet AND follows us!

[Nate Light @light_natty]

Forgive me Biden for I have loaned.

[Nate Light @light_natty]

**me at the pay window at McDonald’s

Cashier: “$1.39.”

Me: **hands cashier my card

Cashier: **turns on bad company by five finger death punch. Makes eye contact with me and bobs his head to the music.

My dumbass: **looks back at him and bobs my head to the music.

[Nate Light @light_natty]

#ThorLoveandThunderXboxSweepstakes

[XBOX @XBOX]

The Xbox Series X is looking a little different after a bit of love and thunder.

Follow @Xbox and RT with #ThorLoveandThunderXboxSweepstakes for a chance to win this epic Mjolnir-themed Series X. Best of luck!

Ages 18+. Ends 7/21/22. Full rules here: https://t.co/1KilI1KnGy

[Nate Light @light_natty]

You know what. Someone’s gotta say it. White flag by Dido is the best song made in the last 20 years. Shit slaps

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Screw it, I’m getting crocs.