Laramie

I would make the perfect American president based on my skill set, dance ability, and bloodlust

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she/her

[Laramie @lightboothgod]

Just managed to delete my pinned tweet and crack my phone case by dropping my phone, I'm absolutely stunned by my natural grace and competence

[Laramie @lightboothgod]

I've got no personal beef with Kabasele, seems a nice bloke and all, but I'd rather have open heart surgery then watch him play another game of football

[Laramie @lightboothgod]

Me for 90 minutes today #watford

[Laramie @lightboothgod]

Shortlist for the next Watford manager

Bob Bradley
Harry the Hornet
Roy Hodgson (again)
Ted Lasso
Quique Sanchez Flores (again again)

[Laramie @lightboothgod]

@WatfordFC Just when I thought we couldn't get any worse

[rob delaney @robdelaney]

We wrote this in 2018!🇬🇧👑

[Laramie @lightboothgod]

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[Seattle Reign FC @reignfc]

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[Laramie @lightboothgod]

Working on some embroidery on a train and an old lady just came over to say how neat my stitches are, possibly the happiest moment of my life so far

[Laramie @lightboothgod]

Art #WatfordFC

[RMT @RMTunion]

Mick Lynch’s salary is decided by his members.
When he was elected he suggested to his members that he should take a pay cut.
They agreed.
He doesn’t get any ‘bonuses’.
He donates his salary on strike days to the dispute hardship fund.
Let’s hope this sinks in.

[Laramie @lightboothgod]

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[Laramie @lightboothgod]

@ComeFromAwayUK Has to be "Me and the Sky" for me, just such a powerfull moment!

[Rory Bremner 💙🇺🇦 @rorybremner]

Did you know this? #railstrikes

[Laramie @lightboothgod]

#WatfordFC

[Laramie @lightboothgod]

@LutonTown @SeanGWalker

[Laramie @lightboothgod]

@WFCPaulH You're gonna be chasing Kipchoge next, amazing stuff!!!

[Laramie @lightboothgod]

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