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[extrastresstrial @lightbrowngrass]

@veryonthenozick Congrats my dear friend! Also looking forward to reading this!!

[Dr. Connor K. Kianpour @veryonthenozick]

Excited to announce that my paper, "The Kids Aren't Alright: Expanding the Role of the State in Parenting," has been accepted for publication in the Journal of Ethics and Social Philosophy!🥳🥂 Here's a link to it if you're interested: https://t.co/ll2R85UGsv

[extrastresstrial @lightbrowngrass]

*cops come over for a mental health check*
"Hey sorry the house is a mess"

[extrastresstrial @lightbrowngrass]

Nobody in this company knows I took my nonexistent sick time to call the suicide hotline yesterday and they still insist on me making up time. I'm gonna blow up

[extrastresstrial @lightbrowngrass]

This is a parallel universe where the Padres beat the Phillies and the Astros beat the Yankees.... is this...the fucking Truman show? Are we live?

[extrastresstrial @lightbrowngrass]

The one thing that might've saved us was if Dave Roberts hadn't taken Anderson out in the 6th. So what if he had a 90 pitch count. So disappointing. The play of saving Phillips till the end was not the move either. Vin Scully cried and we saw it.

[. @_CoronaLime_]

@BlakeHarrisTBLA Why was Cody Bellinger not in center with a 3-0 lead in the seventh?!?

He catches that ball easily and there's a game five tomorrow.

Fire Dave Roberts immediately!! Worst manager in MLB.

[Philadelphia Phillies @Phillies]

Not crying
Not crying
Not crying

[extrastresstrial @lightbrowngrass]

@SportsNetLA the 7th inning almost made me do it

[LakeShowYo @LakeShowYo]

Dodgers fans right now

[Andrew @Dodgersandrewjf]

I’m out

[Empresario @asvpxdaniel_]

Check on yo dodger homies. We ain’t okay

[extrastresstrial @lightbrowngrass]

The #dodgers losing these playoffs to the piss and shit colors is really the low point on my life atm

[extrastresstrial @lightbrowngrass]

@veryonthenozick LETS GOOOOOOO🥹💕💕💕

[Dr. Connor K. Kianpour @veryonthenozick]

My paper, "The Minority Retort: In Defense of Defection in Marginalized Groups," has been officially published in Public Affairs Quarterly! In it, I argue that, e.g., gay/Black/female conservatives do no wrong as gays/Blacks/females by espousing their views. Lmk what you think!!

[Noor ✭ @Noorthevirgo]

Do you really think a boy who uses discord is gonna make you happy

[sad oat @sad_oat]

…you telling me this weekly meeting is bi?

[Kyla Scanlon @kylascan]

in nyc for 77 hours. what sewer cap should i crawl into to explore the real intestines of the city?