Mel

Here we go again

[Mel @LightDarkMel]

Y'all ever just wanna meet a nice guy settle down in a house with the white picket fence… then set it all ablaze?

No?

Just me?

Oh.

[Mel @LightDarkMel]

I hate it when you lie
I hate it when you make me laugh,
Even worse when you make me cry
I hate it when you're not around,
And the fact that you didn't call
But mostly I hate the way I don't hate you,
Not even close,
Not even a little bit,
Not even at all

[Mel @LightDarkMel]

I hate the way you talk to me,
And the way you cut your hair.
I hate the way you drive my car,
I hate it when you stare
I hate your big dumb combat boots,
and the way you read my mind
I hate you so much it makes me sick,
It even makes me rhyme.
I hate the way you're always right,

[Mel @LightDarkMel]

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

[Mel @LightDarkMel]

This unborn child will be the death of me.

Eat eggs they said it'll be fun they said. Un-fertilized chicken eggs are great breakfast items.

FALSE!! Be gone fowl beasts!!!

[Mel @LightDarkMel]

Giving this shit hole one more shot before deleting X forever.

Let the games begin

[Mel @LightDarkMel]

//just learned Twitter is now "X"

k bye

[Mel @LightDarkMel]

@AwfulTemptation To friendship it is

[Mel @LightDarkMel]

Let's see if I can remember how to do this…

Merry Crisis!!!

Wait no it's Christmas not crisis…

[books 📖 @bookpoets]

why do you like thunderstorms?