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a colossal near miss
24 she/her

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every Jerry Stiller appearance is beyond perfect but his delivery here kills me

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camp miasma but it's a comedy writer who watched too much simpsons and has to do the marge voice in bed to be able to cum

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decided to just watch one episode of Seinfeld because it's been a while and now I fear it's getting out of hand again

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my main camp miasma thoughts are that Alex G should score every single future Schoenbrun project, and that maybe I have a thing for annoying millennial women because good god...

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@BODY_W0_WHORGAN 😭😭 well ok maybe I'm exaggerating but thanks

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asymmetrical tits pissing me off... one of you is severely letting the side down

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@blisseies I know it's normal it just bothers me that it's so noticeable

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@BODY_W0_WHORGAN maybe when they're bigger but rn it just looks like I have one breast

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the seasons changed so abruptly, one day it was 35° the next it's the middle of autumn

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hoping my love for 80s slashers and summer camp movies is gonna make me more predisposed to liking camp miasma

[violet @lighterless_]

gorgeous film, can't stop thinking about it

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but it was Maddie's Secret that made me cry...

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castration movie 3 low-key a horrible experience, started to think "why am I actually watching this"

[Gizmo 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇵🇸 @basedgizmo]

John Early should direct an adaptation of the “my husband is DEAD click here to see my PUSSY” popup ad

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@BODY_W0_WHORGAN that moa pillar set was unreal

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@BODY_W0_WHORGAN the second one was one thing but this had me genuinely wanting to go and sit outside for a while. Not a bad film just felt pointlessly cruel, like I don't need to sit and listen to the most horrible things someone could say about me or my friends for 2.5 hours

[violet @lighterless_]

castration movie 3 low-key a horrible experience, started to think "why am I actually watching this"

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7 hour shift then castration movie then white hotel 😵‍💫

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the sequence at the end of the boogeyman episode where it pans to Patricia holding the shotgun all the way to the crematorium is the funniest thing I've seen in a TV show in years

[Life Grips @ptrkbrn]

What is complicated about this

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spending most of my shifts reading atm, currently halfway through this