daniel

I read books, make jokes, listen to music and generally look for ways to avoid writing.

[daniel @lightfallsup]

The Steve Harveys would be a good 90s throwback ska band name.

[daniel @lightfallsup]

I’m uncomfortable with how similar the words “stimulate” and “simulate” are.

[daniel @lightfallsup]

Rewatching the American Ninja movies. Good stuff. On a side note, I had completely forgotten how bad the ninja problem was in the 80s. Nearly every office building was crawling with masked ninjas. #80s

[daniel @lightfallsup]

Sometimes it’s like my whole life is just made up of breaks between Whose Line episodes.

[daniel @lightfallsup]

These days, when people do something absurd, I just assume they're doing it for the same reason anyone does anything: to get #bitcoin

[daniel @lightfallsup]

@SamHarrisOrg @colinismyname Once word broke about Kushner hiding his meetings with Russain spies, what else could Trump really do? He had to change the story.

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@BDGarp And so will every ruling he is the swing vote on. It's weird to not have a legitimate President OR a legitimate Supreme Court.

[daniel @lightfallsup]

@Noetic_Hatter What makes you think I'm not?

[daniel @lightfallsup]

@wendchymes @UnFitz Have you tried moving your hand?

[daniel @lightfallsup]

@SCbchbum What makes you think it wasn't the limbo which caused the High Voltage?

[daniel @lightfallsup]

@Noetic_Hatter Oh, did she start eating food again? I hear that's great for the complexion.

[daniel @lightfallsup]

@stephenfry Any chance we can get a little QI love up in these colonies?

[daniel @lightfallsup]

[generic but vaguely empowering comment about myself and others like me]

[daniel @lightfallsup]

@BrentPiaskoski Isn't that what always followst? I thought it was just code for: "I'm being an ass but don't want to be called out on it."

[daniel @lightfallsup]

I'm using this tweet for my own purposes. I have no intentions of ever calling it back tomorrow. I've pretty much already forgotten it.

[daniel @lightfallsup]

What if you're not the hero of the story, after all?

[daniel @lightfallsup]

It's hard to take you seriously since you started including smiley faces and emojis in your business messages. Use your big boy words.

[daniel @lightfallsup]

If these tweets I'm reading are anything to go by, y'all are some weird ass humans.

[daniel @lightfallsup]

It's like you're not even allowed to leer at children in the park while humming Prince songs anymore.

[daniel @lightfallsup]

Jesus, sometimes this Twitter place is depressing. What could possibly be so wrong with all of your lives?