Mari

I is light gerblin | BLM | ACAB

[Mari @lightgremlin]

Listening to ABBA while driving is such a gamble because sometimes it makes the commute feel like a party and sometimes there’s a flaming car in the middle of the road in front of you while Super Trouper is blasting on the radio and that feels very dystopian and irreverent

[Fifty Shades of Whey @davenewworld_2]

How the turn tables

[Emily Andras @emtothea]

Me: ...so the last movies for like a whole year might be the story of the dude who made the atomic bomb and Barbie as in Barbie the toy also The Nanny is furious the Disney guy thinks writers don't deserve houses
My friend who just woke up from a coma: did my wife make it

[Mari @lightgremlin]

I bought a new rug and it smells like fresh baked bread?? As someone who can’t eat gluten this feels like some sort of cruel cosmic joke

[Alice Skary @AliceSkary]

Dylan Mulvaney did a kitchenaid ad if anyone sees conservatives throwing out their kitchen aid stand mixers plz grab that shit I need one 🤣🤣🤣

[George Takei @GeorgeTakei]

Happy #FirstContactDay

We had better hurry up and get our act as a species together.

[Mariah Rome @MariahRome]

WTAMU’s president Walter Wendler unjustly banned a charity event Drag Show supporting the Trevor Project. Drag is a form of expression, creativity, and art. It celebrates femininity and the freedom of gender expression. Please sign this petition! https://t.co/j6s21FRBf9

[Mari @lightgremlin]

“I don’t remember which island, but damnit I’m an ally!”

[Mari @lightgremlin]

In case y’all were wondering, it just doesn’t measure up to the cast recording and he can’t appreciate anyone else in the role after hearing André De Shields sing it

[Mari @lightgremlin]

One of my favorite parts of live theatre is listening to the people near me mansplain the show we’re all watching together

[Mari @lightgremlin]

One of my favorite parts of live theatre is listening to the people near me mansplain the show we’re all watching together

[Mari @lightgremlin]

Just discovered that all the best fast food chicken places are only in the south and now I might have to move back

[Mari @lightgremlin]

@Darkleal2 Counterpoint: new town means new GameStop employees to befriend

[Mari @lightgremlin]

Being in a state that allows same day voter registration is so wild. You mean I’m not just screwed because I didn’t plan ahead??

[Mari @lightgremlin]

@_CMYKAJ_ CONGRATS!!

[trash jones @jzux]

i am not having a baja blast i am actually kind of having a baja hard time

[Mari @lightgremlin]

@mae_may_mayo Me too bestie. Me too.

[bug girl @buggirl]

ppl who choose to not use the oxford comma make me SICK

[Eric Smith @ericsmithrocks]

“Eat cheese and sin.”

This is… the best street art sticker I’ve ever seen?!