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Why would you end Title X funding for family planning when every $1 in spending saves over $3 of taxpayer money? #AskMitt

[ARCHIVED - Curiosity Rover @MarsCuriosity]

Come Fly With Me: Hi-res video mashup shows my landing + play-by-play audio from @NASAJPL mission control http://t.co/TGsac26Z

[Penguin Random House 🐧🏠📚 @penguinrandom]

10 of the Coolest Niche Bookstores From Around the World http://t.co/GrUFiIez
@flavorpill

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@grantimahara Cupcakes & guns? Sounds like a band playing Coachella.

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@emilyooo Shhh! We're a global club of awesome, but it's a secret global club of awesome.

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@Disney Alice!

[Slate @Slate]

In case you missed it, watch @ToddAkin say that "legitimate rape" rarely leads to pregnancy--VIDEO: http://t.co/3JM6ul07

[EDDIE MCCLINTOCK @EddieMcClintock]

Congressman claims 'legitimate rape' rarely results in pregnancy http://t.co/PnZWpqzq (Send this guy 2 State Penitentiary 2 test the theory)

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@JediOrderPR Remember that apostrophes make words possessive, not plural. Teach the Padawans correctly lest they turn to the Dark Side

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

"I say unto the children of every land, there is no need to argue: parents understandeth not." - DJ Jazzy Jesus, The Fresh Prince of Peace.

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Hey, remember that great moment from the #ClosingCeremonies ? No? Maybe u have @DirecTV too & missed it like I did :..(

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I missed Eric Idle?! @direcTV I hate you right now!

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My view of the Closing Ceremonies for London 2012. Thanks @directv :(

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I have satellite through DirecTV. I should've chosen Dish. Closing Ceremonies are ruined for me. Oh well, I guess it's only 4 YEARS!

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@directv I wait 4 years to watch the Olympics. The whole wed is talking about how great the Closing Ceremonies are & I have a blank screen!

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Hey Directv, is this what our subscription money goes to? Olmpic coverage that cuts out every other minute? #ClosingCeremonies

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@frankieboyle That early morning reference to Philip K Dick is why you're not only handsome, but the sexiest comic in the UK

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I want to like the London Opening Ceremonies so badly; please, tell me you're kidding about the live barnyard animals.

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@colinferg 40 & sexy isn't a bad way to start the day!