Extremely sad news. The very funny and very lovely Ewen Macintosh, known to many as 'Big Keith' from The Office, has passed away. An absolute original. RIP.
The news keeps saying there’s a tea shortage but I refuse to take it in. I simply cannot deal with a situation of this magnitude right now. I will just keep drinking the tea I have and hope it all sorts itself out by the time I need another box. Yes, I walked past an empty tea section in the supermarket yesterday, but I didn’t look directly at it, so it simply isn’t happening. This is fine. Absolutely fine.
This is such incredibly sad news. Steve was a master of his craft and will be greatly missed by the radio industry and listeners alike. Sending all our love from Global 💙
I am so sad that my dear friend Steve Wright has passed away. He was a great broadcaster and we just loved one another’s company. I was shocked at the news and will miss him terribly.
Terribly sad news about Steve Wright 💔
One of the greatest broadcasters of all time
He made radio sound so easy and natural
It may seem simple but it's an absolute art form and he mastered it
RIP
. @KANYEWEST ASKED PERMISSION TO SAMPLE A SECTION OF A 1983 LIVE PERFORMANCE OF “IRON MAN” FROM THE US FESTIVAL WITHOUT VOCALS & WAS REFUSED PERMISSION BECAUSE HE IS AN ANTISEMITE AND HAS CAUSED UNTOLD HEARTACHE TO MANY. HE WENT AHEAD AND USED THE SAMPLE ANYWAY AT HIS ALBUM LISTENING PARTY LAST NIGHT. I WANT NO ASSOCIATION WITH THIS MAN!
[ job interview ]
"So, do you have any hobbies?"
Me: I love finishing a drama series or film then going to bed to Wikipedia the personal lives of all the actors involved.
“Anything else?”
No.
My demeanour when the biscuits are being passed down the table towards me: Acting nonchalant, carrying on my conversation, not even looking at the biscuits, just being aware of them in my peripheral vision
My brain: “THE BISCUITS ARE COMING THE BISCUITS ARE COMING!!!”
I'd like @ITV to do a six piece drama on how butter manufacturers keep getting away with claiming that they're spreadable when they're so obviously not so that the government finally step in and do something about it
When you refuse a cup of tea for no reason and then everyone else has a cup of tea so you sit there watching everyone drink their lovely cups of tea and you feel a regret so crushingly heavy oh you’d love a cup of tea now wouldn’t you oh no what have you done you fool oh no