for @georgenotfound’s birthday we gave him the coolest super 73 ever and he said we should give one away to one of you. to enter to win it, retweet this and follow @feastables by 11/23
ME ON A DATE: hello. I sleep 12 hours a day and need 2 coffees and a zoloft in order to buy toilet paper. Do you want to hang out for the next 50 years
My favorite thing about Midnights is that Taylor Swift gives a bit of something for everyone. Do you hate yourself? Are you in love? Have you recently reported your enemy’s white collar crimes to the FBI?