Cassandra

c is for cookie, and that's good enough for me.

[Cassandra @lightning_eyess]

I don't tweet because I tell my husband all my hot takes.

[𝓴𝓪𝓽𝓲𝓮 💜 @ilyaspinkytoe]

my fave way to tell a fic isn’t AI is when the author makes a sentence so long with so many commas i just know it was written by someone with adhd

[Trevor Fraley @illustrevor]

PBS helped raise me.

[hannah @dogfanhan]

an “April fools prank”?? Oh, you mean a Lie??? like the sin???

[Night Vale podcast @NightValeRadio]

A Happy Hannukah to everyone, and also any other obscure holidays from small religious sects that might be happening today.

[z i b e 🌱 @Zibe_]

Our favorite childhood blue puppies 💙

[Todd Owyoung @toddowyoung]

"How's it going?"

Me:

[Night Vale podcast @NightValeRadio]

This younger generation with their TikTok, and their 7 eyes, and their interdimensional space crafts, and their long slimy appendages. Who do they think they are?

[HEROMAN @SaveBenReilly]

@DiscussingFilm wooimabouttomakeanameformyselfhere

[Megan Batoon @meganbatoon]

being chronically embarrassed is exhausting i think i’m done with it

[Cassandra @lightning_eyess]

what do you do when eveb ctrl+alt+delete isn't working

[Cassandra @lightning_eyess]

my favorite thing to say right now is "I'm thinking thoughts" when I'm mentally buffering

[Cassandra @lightning_eyess]

I kicked my desk drawer closed, and my watch congratulated me on being active.

[Noah Kahan @NoahKahan]

Seasonal Affective Disorder and it’s consequences

[Noah Kahan @NoahKahan]

If you know me at all you know this collaboration is something very deeply special and important to me. I used to sit down at the table with my guitar and just try to capture a fraction of the emotion and beauty that @Hozier encapsulates in each song he writes.

[garbage girl @ratedmeh]

Anyone have any tips of how to stop thinking?

[Hip Hop By The Numbers @HipHopNumbers]

Rappers who produced their own Diamond song

Pharrell - Happy

Kanye - Stronger & Paris

Eminem - Not Afraid & Lose Yourself

Post Malone - White Iverson & Psycho

Lauryn Hill is the only rapper to produce their own Diamond album

[trash jones @jzux]

i cannot stop spending money. I am the primary breadloser of my household

[Lauren Graham @thelaurengraham]

🍁😍🍁

[Ba Sing Se @BaSingSeUpdate]

Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis are banned from Ba Sing Se.