KD

Reeeheehehehee

[KD @LightningKD]

POG secured. #SpindriftStockup

[Reeezy @MsReeezy]

Bernie dressed like the inauguration is on his to do list today but ain’t his whole day.

[KD @LightningKD]

@CaptainCons

[KD @LightningKD]

@Hookmk33 @CaptainCons You bet your ass it is, Mike.

[Cons @CaptainCons]

Truly mesmerizing 9.6

[KD @LightningKD]

@CaptainCons This is a bigger achievement than all of my college degrees combined.

[KD @LightningKD]

I’m only 0.2 higher than the Dodge Ram Owner? I want redemption.

[Cons @CaptainCons]

4.1

[Erika @emesola]

You vs. the girl he tells you not to worry about

[KD @LightningKD]

@CaptainCons rate my board!

[KD @LightningKD]

Online shopping is gr- I mean, working from home is great.

[KD @LightningKD]

In 2006 the only thing I had to worry about was those jump-scare videos that people used to send via AIM and not touching my eye when I filled in my waterline with black eyeliner

[KD @LightningKD]

My favorite White Claw flavor is Smirnoff Red White and Berry

[KD @LightningKD]

Some of the artists in The Mummy Returns didn’t finish animating the scorpion king until eight days before it released and it shows.

[KD @LightningKD]

Man I’m so glad this Rona business isn’t over yet bc it would be so embarrassing if it ended before I finished my quarantine puzzle

[KD @LightningKD]

@ellenjeee Grandparents’ house nostalgia

[darcie @333333333433333]

being golden retriever

[cal? @cal_gif]

wtf is a 401k I can barely run 2 miles :(

[Dana Schwartz - on hiatus @DanaSchwartzzz]

CARRIE: "You're not going to wear a mask?"
MR. BIG: "What? If I die, I die. That's life, toots."

[typing] Mr. Big refusing to wear a mask made me think about the masks he DID wear. What was he afraid of? I couldn't help but wonder: could feelings be as contagious as covid-19?

[taylor fieux @tayfieux]

An NBA bubble story in four acts:

[KD @LightningKD]

If you use Apple Music, you’re a narc.

[KD @LightningKD]

If your favorite flavor of Sun Chip is French Onion, you’re a narc.