Why do bags of M&Mโs say โShare Sizeโ??
Can you stop trying to give away my snacks? I planned to eat all of them until you just decided I like people. Itโs rude.
@mmschocolate
@FieldMuseum@SUEtheTrex@rextoothstudios@SUEtheTrex is watching ๐, and probably waiting to eat dinnerโฆ. From all the wrong answers. Human/Hamโฆ. Close enough.
Iโm putting money on Sue. I like my legs where they are, thank you.
At work discussing favorite comedians- and my friend just said โWhat is that guys name again? You know, Ilaโs Dad??โ
@bertkreischer Does this bite a little? Or just hilarious? ๐๐๐๐
If you havenโt watched @Discovery show Rob Riggle: Global Investigator, you probably donโt know anything about anything. Or have a sense of humor. Fix that. ๐๐๐ @RobRiggle