lmvb

there are far better things to fill our heads with

[remx @biigrem]

In order to insult me, I must first value your opinion. That’s where the process breaks down.

[Fav ⛧ @Favwontmiss]

Therapist: You're very self-aware.

Me: What meds prevent that?

[No BS Therapist @TweetATherapist]

RIP Freud. You would’ve loved how people identify as Boy Moms and Girl Dads but rarely as Girl Moms or Boy Dads

[🪩🎲🍒 @expired_grl]

maybe your cat is meowing bc it wants a cigarette

[Natasha Asanté @natashante]

stay beautiful and sweet but please have a backbone babe.

[: @_dxllz7]

when i get more active on twitter thats how you know im getting insane again

[LUKA @aso9nglobob]

Living with your parents at 23 is an infinite money glitch which is great until youre trying to have sex

[Alana McLaughlin🏳️‍⚧️ @AlanaFeral]

Pure. Fucking. Spite.

[Zoya🕊️ @Zoya_ki_batein]

“I mean, I get it. I don’t want to be alone in the woods with a man either.”

[dior ✞ @deeore5]

the older i get the heller the no

[𝔃𝓪 @SteeIDick]

“if i were you, id-“

if you were me you probably would’ve blown your shit smoove off by now

[Pengu @Penguxn]

if you think uncomfortable conversations are hard wait until you see the results of not having them

[lmvb @lightweightbri]

is now a bad time to tell you guys that the botox and lip filler makes you look like fancy squidward

[e l l a 🇨🇦 @blondehotcoffee]

can the dentist tell how many times i’ve put a gun in my mouth

[julia @juumelo_]

I’m an empath so it really hurts my heart when you guys are fucking losers

[dr. floww @__Floww]

take me off my SSRI and yall gone wish we were one nation under god.

[໊ @wynavira]

deep rooted respect for women who openly get mad and are okay with being perceived as bitchy

[beau i'spose 🦜 @frenchfrydream_]

the older I grow the more I dont play abt children like they're literally new here have some respect

[໊ @wynavira]

my demons would bend yours over

[Dani 💸 @alcisnerosfan]

You all smoke way too much weed i get through a third of a joint and my hair starts feeling like a hat