Austin Stoltzfus

Life's short. Stunt it

[Austin Stoltzfus @lightweightfoos]

@shippensburgU thanks for picking my song! However, I am unable to DM you for whatever reason.

[Austin Stoltzfus @lightweightfoos]

Etter Now #ShipASong @shippensburgU

[Austin Stoltzfus @lightweightfoos]

Teenage Dirtbag https://t.co/842JCdISmE

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@shipAPB fergalicious

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@shipAPB play yeah! By Usher

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@Schroll33 What?

[Austin Stoltzfus @lightweightfoos]

@McDonalds
Roses Are Red
In Big Mac I Trust
I'd Savor That Ring
Unlike My PB&J' s Crust
#BlingMacContest

[Austin Stoltzfus @lightweightfoos]

@jk_rowling As a huge fan, I would love for you to check out @borgenproject and if you'd be so generous to donate and help fight extreme world-wide poverty while helping me reach my internship fundraising goal of $500..... that would be snitchin!😃

[Austin Stoltzfus @lightweightfoos]

https://t.co/IOQPxEfPNy

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@bennyb_fowler Done😂

[Austin Stoltzfus @lightweightfoos]

@TGIFridays silly me, I didn't realize the new reservation policy meant waiting an extra 45 minutes.. #ThankGodIt'smylasttimehere

[Austin Stoltzfus @lightweightfoos]

@BIGS_Seeds I love you but why are you trying to kill me?

[Austin Stoltzfus @lightweightfoos]

The Cubs won the Series, Army beat Navy, now the only thing to make this year better is for Will Smith to drop an album

[Sandboxx @sandboxx]

What it feels like when you get your phone back after boot camp...

[Austin Stoltzfus @lightweightfoos]

@Sammm__I_Am ur so wrong.. its... its frustrating

[Sandboxx @sandboxx]

+10 points for style

-1000 for not thinking of the round already loaded that is going to hit you

[Sandboxx @sandboxx]

Your mom's reaction when you come with the recruiter's business card....

[Austin Stoltzfus @lightweightfoos]

A laserbeam just gave me 20/20 vision so I guess science is cool