𝙇𝙄𝙂𝙃𝙏𝙔𝙀𝘼𝙍

🇰🇪 || Green Lantern || Scorpio ♏ || ENTJ || Master Navigator || Borussia Dortmund ||

[𝙇𝙄𝙂𝙃𝙏𝙔𝙀𝘼𝙍 @lightyearisme]

The alligator is the one next to the crocodile.
You're welcome 🙂🫱🏻‍🫲🏽

[superdad @udysznx]

“if you don’t do it, another man will”

exactly!! that’s why i’m not doing it

[Ja Leto @_falsi1ke]

As a man, learn to read, manage money, and stay calm under pressure.

[Jelitics @Jelitics]

A girlfriend is often the beginning of a man’s decline.

[Ja Leto @_falsi1ke]

Bro to Bro: Stay away from broke women, they don't have genuine love.

[Danny404 @Daniel890680121]

losing a hoe that don’t do shit for you is not an L

[Rèed @Ian_San254]

Honest men with pure intentions cannot win in this degenerate Generation..

[𝐑𝐞𝐚𝐥 𝐌𝐀𝐒𝐇 @254_icon]

Ukiona your woman ameanza kukupea unnecessary love jua she's cheating

[toxic king @toxicking]

We too grown to be havin women problems, cut that bitch off and get another one

[Nanaba Scorpee @nanaba_scorpee]

Once you start dealing with women who aren’t damaged or in a survival mode,

You actually enjoy women..

[𝙇𝙄𝙂𝙃𝙏𝙔𝙀𝘼𝙍 @lightyearisme]

Sina story, sidai number 👍🏽🙏🏽

[MrBlack™ @KE_MrBlack]

Benefits of marrying a feminist

[Nduko™ @nduko__]

"Aliskia wezi huchomwa na mafuta akapandisha bei"

[NextOfKin @Okumu_001]

Bro, in whatever you do today be cold & detached when dealing with women.

They love it.

[Levi$🧠 @ItsLeecapalot]

When you go to a lying competition then you meet Ruto as your opponent 😭😭

[Reginald @ginald87]

Stay away from mentally unstable women.

[Focus @MrManFocus]

She pretends I’m a bad person so she doesn’t feel guilty about her own actions.

[themvp.professor @themvpProfessor]

Season yangu ya kuwa nice guy imeisha

[AMIGO @KiratheS]

@Realkangethe Very true, I also married a Luo in my dreams it was shocking

[Ray Mond @AmberRayz]

"I don't need to write that down, I won't forget"
My brain:

[Toxichoodboys @toxichoodboys]

Once you stop thinking with your 🍆 you will realise 90% of these women ain't worth a conversation.