VOOdoo

God's son,perpetual optimist,introverted extrovert who has zero chills for narrow-mindedness

[Agal from mbita @Agalfrommbita]

Debt collector job bure kabisaa.
You report to work at 8AM -5PM all you do is sit and make endless calls....rules were must you make 200 plus calls,send atleast 20 texts. Na those calls some will pick up once you mention 'loan' wanakata simu....mwingine starts to sing ujiongeleshe apo, another one ata pick then after introducing yourself apee mtoto simu.... and the worst was either you be insulted auu akuambie vile ako msick na hana ata chakula.....as you wait end month uone utalipwa ngapi after hearing those many voices unaambiwa your dashboard ndio itaamua na sahizo you only collected 5k...na hujatoa ya kampuni ....you end up getting paid like 200bob..alafu bossy anasema ako impressed na job yako ati more effort next month..apana mchezo hii taon. I can never advice someone to go for it.

[VOOdoo @Ligithao]

@LimitlessKe95 Fear mongering bastard..."unajaribu kutuuzia uoga lakini hatujatenga hio maziwa"

[Duke of Kamulu @sleekowen]

Hope he will sponsor 200 bandits to go mourn him.

[Bongekile Mthembu🇿🇦 @_Bongekile_]

Please help me find my father. Last seen in 1993 wearing this exact outfit. He said he was going to Joburg to look for a job… never came back.

[Maverick Aoko @AokoOtieno_]

When United Opposition was heading to Kisii on Monday,

They made a stop over at Bomet. Bastion ya Kipsigis and the reception was riveting

Aaron Cheruyiot collapsed in his office. Ilibidi aongezwe maji

B'coz alijua ile simu atapigiwa from the Hill, sio mchezo!

So jana, he went kusomea his people for welcoming "Opposition"

But wait, is it not Farouq Kibet, who used to call Kipsigis retards?

It became so serious, Ruto had to get Farouq out of State House! Amerushwa huko Western akainherit widows huko

Wa Nandi wamedharau Kipsigis, who are actually the MAJORITY, for eons

2. I thought Gachagua was impeached b'coz he's tribal. Then why is Cheruyiot telling Kalenjins not to welcome opposition?

Is that not the hallmark of ukabila?

So KK can visit any part of Kenya but opposition cannot?

Si mnaona hii ni recipe for genocide 2027?

Ruto hata if you want second term, you are seeking to rule a country, not a graveyard

We won't have a nation if you allow your hounds to continue in this trajectory

Put a leash on your dogs. Uhuru never stopped you from campaigning in ICHAWERI

Madafakaz!

[VOOdoo @Ligithao]

@Opiyow @grok can you remove the emoji on this image

[VOOdoo @Ligithao]

@PHIAMAX @WilliamsRuto @MamaRachelRuto Shoga

[Jabali @Jabali02573291]

@THEADDRESS_KE "The beast from the East". Bumped into his Tiktok page na the guy is still keeping it real like he never left

[Julliet Njeri 🇰🇪 @JullietNjeri]

Moi's daughter, June, would have easily built herself a hotel yet she chose to "take" Merica Hotel from its original owner (and underpaid him)
Why act like you don't understand greed?

[𓋹☥ Gakumo 🇰🇪 #SenSima ☥𓋹 @Gakumo_Migwi]

Client takes a loan to buy a 10-wheeler, overloads & abuses it daily. Over time, he quietly raises enough cash to buy a brand-new truck outright. He defaults on the first loan, the truck gets repossessed, then casually walks into a dealership & buys another. Games of urban center

[2001 Live @25YearsAgoLive]

President Bush reports that outgoing President Clinton has left behind a large number of “vandalism and pranks” in the White House, including graffiti in the bathrooms, glue smeared on desks, and missing doorknobs and signs.

Also, the ‘W’ key is missing from every keyboard in the building and the Clinton couple have taken several pieces of furniture and much of the silverware for themselves.

Clinton blames the incident on young staffers who acted on their own, but he cannot yet explain the missing furniture.

[Mulinge Muteti @mulinge_muteti_]

Despite having never worked anywhere, innovated or invented anything, Ruto is among the richest people in Africa, Everything he owns including his underwears has been stolen from Kenyans. 96% of the people he rules can't afford a single meal a day. Occupy statehouse now.

[MIRIAM💜 @MiriamMkanaka]

Apumzike kwa amani, Maumivu yake bado yapo moyoni kwetu hatujasahau.

[Mulinge Muteti @mulinge_muteti_]

OCCUPY STATEHOUSE NOW and liberate yourselves.

[Patpat💗🌺 @_num4]

Fuck Ruto, fuck his ugly family, fuck his illiterate cabinet, fuck everyone who supports him, infact fuck his dog too 🚮

[Gideon Bosco Chebelyon @bosco_gideon]

And why can't they excel in Somalia

[Cyprian, Is Nyakundi @C_NyaKundiH]

#SamiaMustGo

[Tracy Wathira 👑 @badtingt]

As a kenyan in Nigeria, i am learning to appreciate my country more

[VOOdoo @Ligithao]

@C_NyaKundiH