Trayton🇺🇸

Father, Life Coach, Social Media Influencer, Professional Bullshitter.

[Trayton🇺🇸 @ligma_schlong]

Hey there everyone, I was in a terrible car accident at work on November 27th that resulted in a lot of serious injuries and also me losing a couple of my very, very, close friends. If anyone would like to donate to me while I’m in the hospital it would be greatly appreciated.❤️

[Trayton🇺🇸 @ligma_schlong]

https://t.co/EAPK7uef8V

[Trayton🇺🇸 @ligma_schlong]

@alyseaven @SaycheeseDGTL Shiesty in there like “Hey 30 pass me that tray”🤣😭

[Trayton🇺🇸 @ligma_schlong]

He was drunk but this gives dementia/“Sundowners” vibes for sure. The man is 72, the sun is going down and he’s really drunk but he’s extremely educated, he’s a judge and he can’t answer this officers questions? Definitely more going on here.

[Unlimited L's @unlimited_ls]

NEW: “Super drunk” Michigan U.S. district court judge slurs through the alphabet while being arrested for drunk driving after crashing his car

TROOPER: "pick a number between 19 and 21" — JUDGE: "15"

Newly released Michigan State Police body camera footage shows Thomas Ludington telling officers he did not know how his car crashed, why the airbags deployed, or how the accident happened

Ludington was arrested in Emmet County in October 2025 on charges of operating while intoxicated and OWI with a blood alcohol content of .17 or higher

Police records said his BAC was .27, far above Michigan’s legal limit of .08

In Michigan, .17 BAC is considered “super drunk.”

[Trayton🇺🇸 @ligma_schlong]

@unlimited_ls I think he’s got other problems going on as well, with his age and the time of day (which looks to be late evening) he’s got some form of dementia. This gives “Sundowner” vibes for sure. He might’ve been drunk but there is no way this man is in his right mind.

[Trayton🇺🇸 @ligma_schlong]

@Raindropsmedia1 I mean my thing is J. Cole out here really driving around in a Honda. Maybe that car was what he had before he got his millions and he drives it to remind himself where he came from?

[Trayton🇺🇸 @ligma_schlong]

@Sightline_Media @CulturedUpdatez Yeah but what would 50 got him from Johnny Dang?

[Daily Turkic @DailyTurkic]

Sadly, we’ve learned that Guanguan, who risked his life in 2021 to secretly film the Uyghur concentration camps in China, is now in ICE detention in the U.S., facing the risk of deportation back to China.

He should be protected, not punished.

[Trevv @9trevv]

People keep threatening my fucking life 😰

[Facts Chaser 🌎 🤦🏻‍♂️ @Factschaser]

Spend $120,000 on a Tesla Cyberstuck only to watch $12,000 Hondas zip by 😜

[Johnny B. Good @Cat5SMASHICANE]

This is both hilarious and disgusting. I don't blame this guy for not wanting to go back for more. Definitely worth the time to listen. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Trayton🇺🇸 @ligma_schlong]

@Spudonx @SaycheeseDGTL Straight up dummy, I’m just a white boy from Kentucky but Shiesty be on some paper stackin shit like Dolph he reps Memphis hard just like Dolph just like he says in the song “The world been waitin on me” and we were. Rip to 🐬Glock and Shiesty keepin it on lock. 🔥🔥🔥

[Mimzy @Mimzy9090]

Dewalt vs Kobalt drill battle. Why is this so entertaining??

[👑𝗞𝗶𝗻𝗴𝗷𝗼𝗻𝗮𝗵🌴🥥 @_kingjonah]

He just explained relationship in a very deep definition 😂😂

[Trayton🇺🇸 @ligma_schlong]

Unc gon kill him one of these days.😂

[internet hall of fame @InternetH0F]

Unc aint had a good day in 40 years 😂 😂

[!Nspirenaire〽️ @Inspirenaire]

😳🎯😳

[RyanPatrick🇺🇸🦅 @RyanHatesGovt]

Was the Matrix a biblical movie?

[RyanPatrick🇺🇸🦅 @RyanHatesGovt]

Can you do an Asian accent?

[Trayton🇺🇸 @ligma_schlong]

“Tito’s and Boat Gas.”

[Playteaux @Playteaux1]

Cooter Economics 101

[Electric Blue⚡️💙🧢 @Only9built]

Morning All👋

[BARS FOR YEARS ✍🏽 @BARSFORYEARS96]

@SaycheeseDGTL Monique told his ass to come on back home… he wanted to stay outside and play in the snow 😭🤦🏾‍♂️