Chach🇭🇹🖤

[Chach🇭🇹🖤 @ligonde_sama]

TL asleep ??? Ayt so I decided to match the book with the durag cuz I was bored 😬☝🏾

[Chach🇭🇹🖤 @ligonde_sama]

I did & do need it tho

[ayo ♔ @ayospawned]

People be like “I needed this” and it’s just a weekend of abusing substances with their friends

[Killa 🌺 @KillaKreww]

Speedy had Leslie Jones BLUSHING after he couldn’t stop flirting with her during their interview 😭😭

“Y’all didn’t tell me I was gonna meet my husband today.” 🤣

[Redd @ReddCinema]

this is how x, y and z felt after leaving the alphabet and joining mathematics

[YNW Mel Blanc @EricTrillman_]

Bron to Bronny lob in the playoffs only lob MJ threw his son was Larsa Pippen

[SANTAN @Santandave1]

IM RAPPING AGAIN!

[IDEA UNDERSTANDER @highcanthrope]

How it feels to clock out, go home, and do drugs

[Alfred “The Machine” Brown @Al_Brown313]

Me blacked out in the back of my Uber asking if it’s been a busy night

[𝐃𝐈𝐆𝐁 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @_DIGB]

Opening your Teams and Outlook after the 4 day bank holiday

[le.hl @0xleegenz]

The barber who lives a street away from me just got arrested for selling drugs. I’ve been his customer for 5 years but I had no idea he was a barber

[BillyHogThornton @BillyHogT]

The Roman soldiers when they found out the tomb was empty

[Ziggy_Sobotka @Ziggys_Duck]

Jesus to his disciples today:

[Natural Philosophy @Naturalphilosy]

“Above all, do not lose your desire to walk.”

— Søren Kierkegaard

[𝓃𝔞𝔯𝔞 𝓋🕊️ 𓋹 coaching :: dm 𓆃 @naravv__]

Even if they know me personally I still don’t take it personally cause these people don’t even be knowing themselves personally.

[andy from 5 to 7 @ChampagneAnyone]

Jesus returning after 3 days

[Chris Marler @Vern_Funquist]

Jesus seeing Judas on Sunday morning

[Brenton Kelley @CBSBrenton]

I’ll never delete this app man

[Joon Lee @joonlee]

me on twitter vs. me on linkedin

[Prepared Remarks @P_Remarks]

Me to my wife when she asks me to take out the garbage and I do it immediately instead of sitting for another 5 minutes