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[໊ @user0000O0]

smoking a cigarette because what else can i do

[😵‍💫 @samc00ke]

My crack dealer in 2012 had a lazy eye and a flip phone and an automated text signature that said “WORLD FAMOUS”

[Jakey @SolJakey]

If your friend group is not actively discussing

- Retardmaxxing
- Energy drinks
- Blackjack
- Slots
- Gambling
- Zyns
- Benjamin Netanyahu
- being racist
- Peptides

You need new friends

[️sof @sodazerosugar]

imagine unvaccinated clifford running around big as hell with rabies

[ebby ᥫ᭡. @luvshqrks]

all i do is listen to music and pretend i’m not real

[εꨄ︎з @lihv_]

everyone needs to stop pretending like oysters are good, those are sea boogers

[Ladytron Fan Account @Lady_FanAccount]

Avril Lavigne - I'm With You

https://t.co/57s4tGHhUd

[1️⃣ @LeekNabers]

jeffrey epstein faked his death and got surgery to change his entire body. He took the persona of a football player, and he now plays in the nfl under the name “Jalen Hurts”

[⚡︎ @_sorrengailll]

Male loneliness epidemic but yall r dumb as fuck. And porn addicts. And unemployed. And mopey and unbearable to be around bc u got ur heart broken in middle school. Or still obsessed with an ex who wants nothing to do with u

[quaking aspen @cowgirlpsyop]

Sweetie you’re spiking mommy’s cortisol and making me less beautiful

[victoria ⋆˙⟡ @disloyalorders]

the “la cigarette cause le cancer” on canadian cigarettes is so beautiful because it means cancer is masculine and cigarettes are feminine… makes you think

[calvin @displacedxanax]

Why would I go to AA I'm not an anonymous alcoholic I'm actually pretty well known

[Debbie Downer @ANGELBABYBITTY]

When I’m at the afters asking how much their mortgage is just take me home fr

[Kobe @Thighpadkob3]

Mfs so washed up they started ah 2016 trend

[evil elly @laffodiI]

why do you want to know me what will you do with the evidence

[✰ @juicenotthekid_]

This is still twitter btw I refuse to call it by its stripper name

[Debbie Downer @ANGELBABYBITTY]

Wow… did our 2 day bender mean nothing to you?

[Jahmeir D. ✭ @JDCowboys2]

THATS MY QUARTERBACK

[zoë @zoeweeeemama]

Alright that’s it you’re going in the soup

[🧈 @ButterAubrey]

I will not be surprised at all if this is the game that George Pickens crashes out and fights somebody